UPDATE: STILL MY OPINION: Hurts decision expected tomorrow/martell by Tuesday

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Now Sperman is reporting that Maryland is out.

I can't keep up with this ****! It's a different report every 30 seconds. My son is very confused as to why I am fussing at him one second, and then hugging him and giving him candy the next.
 
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I'm not sure i understand wtf is going on in this post but you seem like a man of conviction so I'll roll with it - but 10 hail Mary's and a Feinstein??? This state taxes the fûck out of us but they have medical marijuana so God bless them. There are nice parts and not nice parts. College Park is "a real shîthole" to quote the apartment building manager in Coming to America.
Just blowing smoke... Maryland is not a friend to the 2nd Amendment is all, hence my trash. Good on you guys for taking the next step on medical mary jane! Cheers my friend!
 
Know it’s ferman but let’s ride!
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I really dont know much (if anything) about Gary Ferman... but from what it seems like... he literally cannot stop sucking ****s?
 
So I spoke with one of Manny Diaz's close relatives today @Versailes.....

So I was having lunch with one of my co-workers that is a huge Miami fan just like most of us on this board and he goes to me "yo that's one of MANNY DIAZ'S relatives". At first I didn't believe him, but after I saw the hot Latina he was with I was like **** maybe it is. So my friend who's cuban says we should go talk to him and I was like **** it let's go so we walk over and I introduce myself like a wierdo with this guy next to me and I striked up a quick conversation about how Manny was a great hire and how excited I was. Maybe like after the third or forth exchange im like hey bro will you do me big a favor? He said "what?" and before I get the question out his gf/friend/wife says im sorry would you give us a moment she didn't look happy so I quickly backed off and said sure I'm sorry feeling like a giant weirdo. Manny's relative then say's ill be back in my head I was like yea sure whatever... So my coworker starts talking **** saying that his gf/wife/friend probably thinks im *** and that I was hitting on him :LOL: I then smack my co-worker in the head and then we start talking about random ****... Anyways, like 15 minutes later our food gets handed to us and we are getting ready to leave so we start walking out. Almost at the exit door in a tiny hallway here comes Manny's relative by himself walking in so I stop in front of him and I apologized for bieng awkward and he said not at all and that he was sorry that she had a headache. I said oh my bad I was just going to ask you to call Manny and ask him about the Jalen Hurts situation joking around.... He laughed then said " Im not calling my ***** for that. I then laughed and said well it's nice meeting you, shaked his hand and ask for his name he said "Frank" and then walked off but My co-worker being an *** then ask's him in cuban dialect "Azere dile a Manny ke me trayga un koterbak ke zirba" Translation ("BRO, tell Manny to bring me a QB that worth a ****") and then "Manny's relative smiles and says in Spanish "Lo akabo te azer" translates (He just did) ... I don't know wtf that means so take it for whatever it is. Me and my coworker then started talking about the situation and he starts saying that Hurts is coming. I told him on the ride back to the office STFU that doesn't mean **** but whatever he could be right. I mean I hope so.

Once again I am **NOT** an insider just a PoRster here...
Btw Lunch was great and cheap! (PAN CON BISTEK)

Cool story bro

This is not a story bro, his crazy *** really did ask him that and that was Manny's relative.
 
Bro it’s a football message board calm down my guy some of y’all are sensitive

Im enjoying the ride...you only come in to talk **** about the OP. Be witty, be funny, porst funny memes...dont just come in here like ******* eeoorr dragging our party down to zero
 
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If any of you are that dull, mannys tweet is about Tate. I know sometimes we have to spell it out for some of you guys. But of course I was wrong about that too lmao. Stefan better step his game up
 
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