UM finally found a way to get Jelani to trim down...

[PUNCICANE]

jelani hamilton ‏@jelanibeast_99 20m
Food in the cafe is horrible I can't eat here any more I rather starve than eat this it's always under cooked

 

[1CN]

 

[Cane Dynasty]

jelani hamilton ‏@jelanibeast_99 20m
Food in the cafe is horrible I can't eat here any more I rather starve than eat this it's always under cooked

:ibisroflmao:

 

[Shinyheadman]

jelani hamilton ‏@jelanibeast_99 20m
Food in the cafe is horrible I can't eat here any more I rather starve than eat this it's always under cooked

"And you can have as much of it as you want!" - Mark Emmert

 

[TheMatador]

jelani hamilton ‏@jelanibeast_99 20m
Food in the cafe is horrible I can't eat here any more I rather starve than eat this it's always under cooked

So, he'll survive on the McDonald's dollar menu and cheap ice cream. It will get worse. Maybe they give him salads, you know, lettuce, broccoli, carrots and celery, and that's why it's undercooked.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

jelani hamilton ‏@jelanibeast_99 20m
Food in the cafe is horrible I can't eat here any more I rather starve than eat this it's always under cooked

So, he'll survive on the McDonald's dollar menu and cheap ice cream. It will get worse. Maybe they give him salads, you know, lettuce, broccoli, carrots and celery, and that's why it's undercooked.

Funny, I was going to make a comment along the same lines with the veggies and fruits. He's probably never seen those before.

 

[Sabetta]

Didnt know you could undercook ice cream.

 

[mitchellorin]

Dude is telling the truth. Hecht/Stanford is almost completely inedible to me anymore.

 

[RhythmicSlapper]

try not eating the building next time

 

[CaneSwag8]

This was tweeted shortly after, I guess it's how he gets his exercise.
@jelanibeast_99: Does Netflix have ***

 

[Cane Dynasty]

This was tweeted shortly after, I guess it's how he gets his exercise.
@jelanibeast_99: Does Netflix have ***

Wow this kid....bless his heart.

 

[RhythmicSlapper]

This was tweeted shortly after, I guess it's how he gets his exercise.
@jelanibeast_99: Does Netflix have ***

Wow this kid....bless his heart.

we done

 

[IHATETHISPLACE]

Jelani is going to be living the dream when UM gets the athletes dining hall in August.

 

[nystateofmind]

Call me crazy, but I think we might actually get some respectable play out of Jelani this year.

Just a gut feeling. No pun intended.

 

[wherrera8]

Jelani is going to be living the dream when UM gets the athletes dining hall in August.

It's going to be a gorgeous layout. The Training Table as it is called is going to be one of their main points on recruiting tours. It will be closed during dinner and only athletes will be allowed I that area.

 

[CaneSwag8]

I heard he's in the process of changing his name to Gelato Hamilton.

 

[Port Knox]

Call me crazy, but I think we might actually get some respectable play out of Jelani this year.

Just a gut feeling. No pun intended.

I agree. His time is getting short, and reinforcements are on the way. Make it or break it year IMO.

 

[Gamineal]

must get more 4 star south FL studs.....they are all go getters never ***** or complain...

 

[JHallCanes]

Kid arrived here soft and out of shape.

I don't expect anything out of him.

 

[CaneSwag8]

Kid arrived here soft and out of shape.

I don't expect anything out of him.

That's because he tore his ACL his senior year.