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Udynasty said:


Forget the final score in Dallas. Miami’s 26-20 loss to SMU was more than another frustrating defeat , it was a mirror reflecting the deep, structural flaws of Mario Cristobal’s program. The same issues that have haunted the Hurricanes since last November resurfaced in full force: penalties, predictable play-calling, poor game management, and a stubborn refusal to evolve.

Penalties Are Killing This Team

Twelve penalties for ninety-six yards. That’s not a small detail — that’s a symptom of chronic undisciplined football. What’s worse is that many of these flags came from the supposed strength of the team: the offensive line. False starts, holds, procedural calls — the little things that separate elite programs from average ones. This was supposed to be the most dominant line in the ACC, yet in key short-yardage moments, Miami couldn’t even get a push.
Cristobal preaches toughness and physicality, but toughness without discipline is chaos. When your O-line is your biggest liability in crunch time, that’s on coaching.

Mario’s November/December Collapse

Here’s the stat that should alarm every Miami fan: Mario Cristobal is 24–7 in August and October but just 4–11 in November and December. By the time the weather cools, everyone figures him out. Teams know what’s coming because Cristobal doesn’t adapt.
Every year, Miami fades late — flat play-calling, lack of tempo, and a coach who coaches not to lose rather than to win. That’s how you end up kneeling the ball in regulation with a timeout and 30 seconds left , a conservative call that screamed fear, not confidence.

The “Bro Ball” Problem

Cristobal’s offensive philosophy feels like it’s stuck in 2005. The obsession with “getting physical” has turned into “bro ball” — predictable inside runs, slow tempo, and an allergy to explosive plays. Miami plays like it’s allergic to risk, as if every game must end 24–21.

Football has evolved. You extend games, not shorten them. You use tempo to tire defenses, not give them breathers. Yet Miami runs its Ferrari offense like it’s a U-Haul truck. With elite athletes, the Canes are trapped in a box by an archaic mindset.
Even worse, Cristobal handed the run game coordinator title to Alex Mirabal his lifelong friend and O-line coach. The result? A neutered, predictable attack. Mirabal is a fine OL coach, but that extra layer of control over scheme has killed creativity. Let your coordinators coach, Mario. Let your team run free.

Manny Diaz Outcoaching Him

There’s no sugarcoating this: Manny Diaz has outcoached Mario Cristobal.
Diaz’s ACC record in the ACC 25–13.
Cristobal’s: 14–14.
And Diaz did it with half the resources. No massive contract. No elite staff pool. No top-10 NIL budget. Yet his Duke team, at a basketball school, looks sharper, more adaptable, and better prepared than Cristobal’s roster of 4- and 5-star recruits. That’s coaching.
Cristobal was brought home as the program’s savior. So far, he’s been a recruiter with a headset.

Poor Game Management

Saturday’s loss was a masterclass in how not to manage a game. From burning timeouts before plays developed to calling a timeout on 4th and 9 only to run a doomed play, it was one blunder after another.
The decision to kneel with 30 seconds left and one timeout — when only 40 yards separated Miami from a game-winning field goal — encapsulates the entire Cristobal experience at Miami.

Adapt or Die

The best coaches evolve. When Alabama was shredded by Ohio State in the 2014 Sugar Bowl, Nick Saban didn’t double down on “smashmouth football.” He adapted. He studied the spread, brought in new minds, and transformed his team .
That’s what Cristobal must do. His obsession with identity has blinded him to reality: Miami is being out-schemed by teams with inferior athletes.
Recruiting can’t mask coaching forever. Great talent can make you competitive. Great coaching wins you championships. Right now, Cristobal has the former and none of the latter.
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100% agree, Mario needs to be a CEO and remove himself from the game to game detail. He recruits at a top level, has a great handle on the portal & NIL
Find a great HC and turn it over or hire great OC/DC and stay out of the way



Most incredible detail was taking a knee with 25 seconds left in game that’s not Hurricane football
 
cway313 said:
The time to look in the mirror was 4 years ago when he got dog walked by Middle Tennessee State University. The time to look in the mirror was 3 years ago when he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. The time to look in the mirror was last year when he had the best QB in the country and ****sed away our only chance at the cfp. Now is not the time to look in the mirror. Now is the time to develop a mysterious illness or ailment and allow your alma mater to keep the rest of the money owed Mario. Man up and fake an injury.
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Everyone wants to be at the head of the table after this loss, talking about how this is the turning point for them as fans and suddenly, points they were downvoting or laughing at are now being used as ammo.

The real ones know where a lot of y’all stood as recently as last week vs. Stanford.

Anyone that’s been lying for this guy and making excuses for him for the past 2+ years is as cancerous to the program as Mario himself. Prominent (or so they think they are) posters everywhere, apologizing for and idolizing this man. State media that will only get access if they post content approved by him, posters scared to share real information because of the consequences..

Like what are we doing here guys?
 
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WeBallinBoyz said:
Everyone wants to be at the head of the table after this loss, talking about how this is the turning point for them as fans and suddenly, points they were downvoting or laughing at are now being used as ammo.

The real ones know where a lot of y’all stood as recent as last week vs. Stanford.

Anyone that’s been lying for this guy and making excuses for him for the past 2+ years is as cancerous to the program as Mario himself. Prominent (or so they think they are) posters everywhere, apologizing for and idolizing this man.
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The American way. Have the people pick sides and argue amongst each other vs the people that actually should be held accountable.
 
What's absolutely frustrating is the o-line is excellent in pass protection. He built an o-line that could allow a QB to throw for 400 yards per game. We saw it last year with Cam. It's their greatest strength, but he doesn't give a f***. He saw what we can do last year with Cam and then immediately reverted back to his caveman offense.
 
sdaly12 said:
100% agree, Mario needs to be a CEO and remove himself from the game to game detail. He recruits at a top level, has a great handle on the portal & NIL
Find a great HC and turn it over or hire great OC/DC and stay out of the way



Most incredible detail was taking a knee with 25 seconds left in game that’s not Hurricane football
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That’s literally 5 plays with a kicker who has a 60 yard leg. 35 yards to go and we’re within range
 
hurricaneman said:
What's absolutely frustrating is the o-line is excellent in pass protection. He built an o-line that could allow a QB to throw for 400 yards per game. We saw it last year with Cam. It's their greatest strength, but he doesn't give a f***. He saw what we can do last year with Cam and then immediately reverted back to his caveman offense.
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Knowing we have that OL and he goes out and gets a game manager in the portal
 
Udynasty said:


Forget the final score in Dallas. Miami’s 26-20 loss to SMU was more than another frustrating defeat , it was a mirror reflecting the deep, structural flaws of Mario Cristobal’s program. The same issues that have haunted the Hurricanes since last November resurfaced in full force: penalties, predictable play-calling, poor game management, and a stubborn refusal to evolve.

Penalties Are Killing This Team

Twelve penalties for ninety-six yards. That’s not a small detail — that’s a symptom of chronic undisciplined football. What’s worse is that many of these flags came from the supposed strength of the team: the offensive line. False starts, holds, procedural calls — the little things that separate elite programs from average ones. This was supposed to be the most dominant line in the ACC, yet in key short-yardage moments, Miami couldn’t even get a push.
Cristobal preaches toughness and physicality, but toughness without discipline is chaos. When your O-line is your biggest liability in crunch time, that’s on coaching.

Mario’s November/December Collapse

Here’s the stat that should alarm every Miami fan: Mario Cristobal is 24–7 in August and October but just 4–11 in November and December. By the time the weather cools, everyone figures him out. Teams know what’s coming because Cristobal doesn’t adapt.
Every year, Miami fades late — flat play-calling, lack of tempo, and a coach who coaches not to lose rather than to win. That’s how you end up kneeling the ball in regulation with a timeout and 30 seconds left , a conservative call that screamed fear, not confidence.

The “Bro Ball” Problem

Cristobal’s offensive philosophy feels like it’s stuck in 2005. The obsession with “getting physical” has turned into “bro ball” — predictable inside runs, slow tempo, and an allergy to explosive plays. Miami plays like it’s allergic to risk, as if every game must end 24–21.

Football has evolved. You extend games, not shorten them. You use tempo to tire defenses, not give them breathers. Yet Miami runs its Ferrari offense like it’s a U-Haul truck. With elite athletes, the Canes are trapped in a box by an archaic mindset.
Even worse, Cristobal handed the run game coordinator title to Alex Mirabal his lifelong friend and O-line coach. The result? A neutered, predictable attack. Mirabal is a fine OL coach, but that extra layer of control over scheme has killed creativity. Let your coordinators coach, Mario. Let your team run free.

Manny Diaz Outcoaching Him

There’s no sugarcoating this: Manny Diaz has outcoached Mario Cristobal.
Diaz’s ACC record in the ACC 25–13.
Cristobal’s: 14–14.
And Diaz did it with half the resources. No massive contract. No elite staff pool. No top-10 NIL budget. Yet his Duke team, at a basketball school, looks sharper, more adaptable, and better prepared than Cristobal’s roster of 4- and 5-star recruits. That’s coaching.
Cristobal was brought home as the program’s savior. So far, he’s been a recruiter with a headset.

Poor Game Management

Saturday’s loss was a masterclass in how not to manage a game. From burning timeouts before plays developed to calling a timeout on 4th and 9 only to run a doomed play, it was one blunder after another.
The decision to kneel with 30 seconds left and one timeout — when only 40 yards separated Miami from a game-winning field goal — encapsulates the entire Cristobal experience at Miami.

Adapt or Die

The best coaches evolve. When Alabama was shredded by Ohio State in the 2014 Sugar Bowl, Nick Saban didn’t double down on “smashmouth football.” He adapted. He studied the spread, brought in new minds, and transformed his team .
That’s what Cristobal must do. His obsession with identity has blinded him to reality: Miami is being out-schemed by teams with inferior athletes.
Recruiting can’t mask coaching forever. Great talent can make you competitive. Great coaching wins you championships. Right now, Cristobal has the former and none of the latter.
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Mario can't read this treatise. With the risk of insulting long dead Neanderthals, I think the species Homo Mario may be able to read this version of your comments.
 
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cway313 said:
The time to look in the mirror was 4 years ago when he got dog walked by Middle Tennessee State University. The time to look in the mirror was 3 years ago when he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. The time to look in the mirror was last year when he had the best QB in the country and ****sed away our only chance at the cfp. Now is not the time to look in the mirror. Now is the time to develop a mysterious illness or ailment and allow your alma mater to keep the rest of the money owed Mario. Man up and fake an injury.
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MFers beat their chest continually about how this is Miami and we are this and that and how the whole CFB world is scared of us. Yet when we got taken behind the woodshed at home against MTSU these same guys started making excuses, talking about patience and telling everyone who saw the obvious that they were just miserable mopes.

Now they want to pretend like all these things that happened in Dallas weren’t on full display in 22 and after. The penalty and discipline issues were deficiencies back when he was at Oregon but people would talk down when you questioned this made up imagine of Mario being a perfectionist and disciplined minded coach.
 
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Ill repeat again, holding out hope that Mario will change who he is and the system he wants is futile.

Go enjoy your Saturdays for the rest of the season fellas. Right after the loss, I made plans with friends and families on Saturdays that I had been trying to get out of to watch the canes.

I asked for this looking in the mirror moment 2 years ago. He wont change.
 
bobbydigius said:
MFers beat their chest continually about how this is Miami and we are this and that and how the whole CFB world is scared of us. Yet when we got taken behind the woodshed at home against MTSU these same guys started making excuses, talking about patience and telling everyone that saw the obvious that they were just miserable mopes.

Now they want to pretend like all these things that happened in Dallas weren’t on full display in 22 and after. The penalty and discipline issues were deficiencies back when he was at Oregon but people would talk down when you questioned this made imagine of Mario being a perfectionist and disciplined minded coach.
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I saw @TOcane say yesterday we would be top 4 in the B1G X. Mind you we are 1/4 finishing top 4 in the ACC.
 
His foundation is solid, it’s the structure that’s off. He’s got the culture part right with tough, and physical players who don’t quit. Recruiting has been good not great but we finally look like a Miami team again when you turn the TV on. Facilities and NIL are both in a good place.

But the way the program is built day to day feels outdated. Everything runs through him and it slows things down. It’s like he’s still trying to win games from 2012 when football is now about space, and tempo. He’s got the right house built but the wiring inside it and inside him doesn’t fit the modern game.

I don’t think we need to blow it up YET. On the other hand, Mario need to loosen his grip on the offense, trust his coaches more, and modernize how they operate. The foundation is fine, it’s the structure that’s choking it imo.
 
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NorthernVirginiaCane said:
So dumb to run Manny off and hire this meathead
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What? Mario is the savior, the chosen one, and only he can bring money in for NIL to get us back on top.

Of course I'm joking. They still screwed the pooch by not getting on the Lane train. What he's doing at a third tier program in the SEC is crazy.
 
cway313 said:
The American way. Have the people pick sides and argue amongst each other vs the people that actually should be held accountable.
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Year 4 and our OL can’t snap the ball without ****ting their pants

But yeah sure we just need a new OC or maybe we should have gotten Mendoza or maybe if Heatherman didn’t blitz the safety etc

GTFOH
 
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