Thursday practice observations and standouts

[JHallCanes]

It’s actually painful when people talk about Cristobal starting. Like it actually causes physical pain for me when I read it because people like you are running around actually communicating with the world

 

[Coach Macho]

Miami had a coaching clinic last night and all of the "teach tape" that Chevis Jackson showed was featuring Richards.
From what I gathered, he's our best cover guy. Coach Jackson also showed practice clips with Richards wearing oven mitts. Lol

 

[FromDeeeeep]

That's like flirting with the 58 year old waitress with saggy **** and bad teeth to try and convince your wife to put out more.

Personally think the Big Lou is being rewarded for hustling, coming early, staying late etc with maybe some kind of an unspoken motivational ploy to Samson.

But I think the real message to Samson is step up or we will go portal shopping.

I mean look at how hard they went after that Washington Guard. He used one of the last OVs we had left, paid the $$$ for visiting and then made a very strong NIL offer. They wouldn’t have used those resources just to motivate Samson to play better.

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

That's like flirting with the 58 year old waitress with saggy **** and bad teeth to try and convince your wife to put out more.

Oh like you wouldn’t hit that.

 

[maurice3p]

Elijah Lofton is the best football player in this years class. Kid is special

 

[maurice3p]

I will be betting Miami +400 to win the ACC. I think WR’s & RB’s are fine. DB’s are gonna be a problem. We might have to win shootouts

 

[FrancisSawyer]

It’s actually painful when people talk about Cristobal starting. Like it actually causes physical pain for me when I read it because people like you are running around actually communicating with the world

I think at some point society needs to step in to prevent these people from breeding.

 

[edge]

He’s wearing them every practice

Good to know.

Who is our OC now, btw?

 

[calinative umstudent]

Horton sounds like a good dude.

 

[freeman84]

Miami had a coaching clinic last night and all of the "teach tape" that Chevis Jackson showed was featuring Richards.
From what I gathered, he's our best cover guy. Coach Jackson also showed practice clips with Richards wearing oven mitts. Lol

What did you get from this staff over previous staffs as far as teaching, do you think this staff is better teachers to put the people in the best places or are all the clinics similar

 

[Felonious Monk]

That's like flirting with the 58 year old waitress with saggy **** and bad teeth to try and convince your wife to put out more.

What if the 58 year old waitress with saggy **** and bad teeth is my wife? Just trying to recapture that spark.

 

[Allabouttheu95]

It’s actually painful when people talk about Cristobal starting. Like it actually causes physical pain for me when I read it because people like you are running around actually communicating with the world

He started the bowl game how do you guys type **** like this. I agree he’s not going to start but for ***** sake he started the bowl game over a very solid McCoy who was the 6th O lineman all year

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

What if the 58 year old waitress with saggy **** and bad teeth is my wife? Just trying to recapture that spark.

 

[JHallCanes]

He started the bowl game how do you guys type **** like this. I agree he’s not going to start but for ***** sake he started the bowl game over a very solid McCoy who was the 6th O lineman all year

All I saw was the part where you said “I agree”

Everything else is a waste of my time

 

[Empirical Cane]

"...without the jerking off in team meetings and murdering people part.."

DGAF if the gato performs human sacrifices in the locker room wearing a purple tutu with a hamster stuck in his ***.

Bring Coral Gables another Natty!!!!

NOW!

As you can tell, I'm somewhat morally flexible on this topic.

#MiamiNeedsSavages

 

[Empirical Cane]

That's like flirting with the 58 year old waitress with saggy **** and bad teeth to try and convince your wife to put out more.

Whatever works for you...no judgments here.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Whatever works for you...no judgments here.

My wife would say, "I'm keeping the house, you're taking the dog, good luck with him."
Some people just don't take to good coaching.

 

[Felonious Monk]

My wife would say, "I'm keeping the house, you're taking the dog, good luck with him."
Some people just don't take to good coaching.

Mine would say, "Chuck, I'm taking a break. Gotta go scramble some eggs."

 

[caneworld]

My wife would say, "I'm keeping the house, you're taking the dog, good luck with him."
Some people just don't take to good coaching.

My wife would wish the dog, good luck ...

 

[MikeCane18]

Miami had a coaching clinic last night and all of the "teach tape" that Chevis Jackson showed was featuring Richards.
From what I gathered, he's our best cover guy. Coach Jackson also showed practice clips with Richards wearing oven mitts. Lol

The question everyone wants to know. Did they provide Lemon Peppers or did they get a 1 star review for a lacking menu?