Thoughts From the Bench Press: USF

You can find plenty of other Canes fans in Tootsies with you. If this game is close at halftime, I will not be happy. We should be up a few scores at halftime. We will have some struggles this season like everyone does, but it just shouldn't be this game.
“Close” as in I think this team will just have less possessions than last year. I don’t expect it to be like the USF game where it was a dogfight in the first half. Just think it’s possible to see some longer punishing drives so the score might not be a blowout in the first half but I expect us to look dominant. If that makes sense.
 
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10/10 stache. Ironic that his nickname was Louisiana Lightning since I’m pretty sure that’s what the cops called Lance when he was behind the wheel
True story : @JBCanes-NC and I met many years back when he thought he could pitch, I stood at home plate bat in hand and 5 abs later and 5 hrs later that boy was shook . He never pitched again and started drinking Popov on the reg. I felt sorry for him and have counseled him ever since . He won’t listen though , sage advice like “stop being such a ****” has been ignored for years . Hey , you’re in NC so you know Lumbees…
 
True story : @JBCanes-NC and I met many years back when he thought he could pitch, I stood at home plate bat in hand and 5 abs later and 5 hrs later that boy was shook . He never pitched again and started drinking Popov on the reg. I felt sorry for him and have counseled him ever since . He won’t listen though , sage advice like “stop being such a ****” has been ignored for years . Hey , you’re in NC so you know Lumbees…




This right here is what happens to the brain when you’re caught in a motel room with trannies, meth and Gillum.


The real story was that Cuckie had 3 at bats and went 0-3. I pitched a 1 hitter against his scrub *** squad and won the game 6-0.
 
This should be a real “little bro them” moment. Game plan should be to line up and run right through their face. Make them beg for mercy. They aren’t built for this. Time to knock them off that little perch they now occupy.
 
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Everyone is saying to run it down their throats, but we also have the best QB in college Football. Would love to see us come out and let Beck air it out. Let Trader, Daniels and Toney feast. Put this game to bed
 
JHC....your bench press articles always crack me up. A lot of gold comments. For some of us who are fans, can you also share your first unedited draft.....i.e. no edits, include foul language etc. etc. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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