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Thoughts From the Bench Press: Indiana

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Cane787pr said:
Wow! Championship level write up!!

Quick question- is DMAA 1MR still available on the market?
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DMAA is sadly illegal. Like flat out illegal like ephedrine. You might be able to find a tub a few years expired on eBay or something

Some companies still try and use it but BPI is a more mainstream brand now

They are owned by Hi Tech though so they did make a pre with DMHA because Hi Tech doesn’t care about the FDA and it’s bull****

DMHA is not illegal like DMAA but it’s also not nearly as good imo
 
JHallCanes said:
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It’s time

It’s fuccin fuccin time

It’s been 140 days since Miami defeated Notre Dame and now here we are…one more rep

One. More. *******. Rep.

So dig deep my bros and broettes. This is it. This is what we’ve been waiting for

All the failed PRs. All the Ls. All the talk. All the beatings. All the injuries. All the pain.

One. More. Rep.

All the cocaine and steroids in the world can’t hold a candle to the most powerful drug on the planet:

Miami football on top of the world

So fill up that Super Soaker 3000 with TEST and dive head first into that Snowbank because

It’s mother****in CHAMPIONSHIP bench day!

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One. More. Rep.

And not that dog**** BPI Vitamin Shoppe crap you see these days. I’m talking OG DMAA 1MR. Like a throwback to Canes football itself

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Drink it in…

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2025 Miami football

What a ride

Before we look ahead let’s take a little step back and appreciate the journey

From the opening week beating of Notre Dame, to dismantling FSU in their own backyard…life was good. Miami was eyeing #1.

But we all knew none of it mattered if you can’t take care of business in the ACC and November

It was always out there, like a bat**** crazy baby momma waiting to ruin your peace

Our season turned into a Kanye West gif

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We’ve had a lot of bad losses the last 20+ years but that SMU loss hit harder

For the first time in a long time I felt we actually wasted a team that could make serious noise

2017 was a fraud. 2024 was a fraud. Those teams had no shot at anything real

But 2025 felt different

And then something happened for the first time in decades

We collectively stepped up as a program

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Every team talks about “adversity” to the point it doesn’t mean anything. Apparently no one thinks any team can win ever according to post game interviews

It’s bull**** really

But this team is built different

There’s always been great collections of talent in college football, but TEAMS are what win

What we’ve witnessed since that SMU loss was a collection of talent truly become a TEAM

The moment I knew this was ours was when Malachi Toney fumbled against A&M. It felt like watching Restrepo fumble against Syracuse

The kid didn’t deserve to go out like that same as X. He deserved better. So why does it keep happening?

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And then we bounced back. Again and again and again. This TEAM is built different

You can’t go into 105,000 screaming fans and win a playoff game

You can’t beat the greatest defense in 20 years

You can’t beat the best offense in the entire country

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First let’s take a break…a bounce break if you will…

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Indiana

Apparently the best team since the 2001 Miami Hurricanes

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Indiana is a well coached team with very good players on both sides of the ball

They beat a team that got boatraced by FSU and a team that gave up 500 yards to James Madison

And now they’re the 🐐?

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I had some thoughts and analysis about Indiana, Mendoza, and Cignetti but honestly…**** em

I’m tired of talking about them. I’m tired of hearing about them

Just know…

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THIS is why the Miami Hurricanes take home the title and restore balance to the college football world

Carson Beck: QB1 finally had his playoff moment. He’s had a bizarre season. It’s almost like he’s an afterthought on one of the two best teams in the sport. Known more for his off the field performances than on. He’s not a great QB but he’s a really good one. When I saw him in tears after the Ole Miss game, it really sunk in. Mendoza won the Heisman and is everyone’s golden boy. Saying he’s from Miami is hilarious. The narrative is built. Mendoza returning to the team that spurned him for the big name superstar and winning it all on their field. Nice story. If this was a Disney movie we would know what’s gonna happen (and Mendoza would be trans). This is Se7en. This is Game of Thrones. This is Red Dead Redemption. The “hero” will not win.

Malachi Toney: It was said Anakin Skywalker was born to restore balance to The Force. Wrong. The Elder Scrolls 6 will cover the real prophecy. As follows: September 17, 2007 a child will be born that will restore balance to the college football world. If his powers fall to the SEC the world will continue its descent into darkness. If the Light side can prevail the child the evil will recede and the world will push into a Utopia. Take your PFF analysis and + analytics and toss them in the trash. It is written. Toney will also finally return a punt for TD in this one

Akheem Mesidor: Just like Unc throwing on a knee sleeve and some busted *** Jordaches, Mesidor doesn’t look like much sitting there watching the young bucks high flying on the court. Until he steps on the court and starts breaking ankles with crossovers and fade away jumpers that you just…can’t…*******…block. You triple team him and he tosses some bull**** no look pass between your legs to Bain crashing the rim and it’s over. He will be missed

Reuben Bain: Old school cartoon kids will feel me here when I say every time I see him bust up an OT I hear “HASSAN CHOP!”. Not sure how a kid is both 21 and 65 at the same time but Bain’s got that grown man strength. The type of guy that goes down to the junkyard and carries home a new fridge for the garage. I feel like trying to block him would be like a combo of Blanka and E Honda when he gets that kung fu **** going. Indianas OL is in for a long night

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Keionte Scott: The Jump Scare. The Boogeyman. Chad Kroeger wishes his Nickelback had as many big hits as Keionte. This game is going to be about bigtime players making bigtime plays, and no one is bigger than Scott. If Clayface from DC were a defensive back he would be this kid. The way he contorts his body and changes shape to avoid blockers and find lanes would make Neo and the girl from the Exorcist jealous

CJ Daniels: Last week it was Marion. This week I think it’s CJ that makes the X factor play. He’s quietly had a **** of a season despite getting hurt. A hellacious blocker and mass tough catches, it’s time for him to get back to his flying ways. I expect CJ to channel his inner Shawn Kemp and take an Indiana DB to flight school


VERDICT:

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“Take em to the deep and see if they can swim”

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Last week every point Indiana scored on Oregon the more I smiled. “More” I said. “More”. Indiana is a great team but it’s a mirage. They haven’t faced a team this nasty, this physical, this “**** you” all season

Beck. Toney. Fletcher. Bain. Mesidor. Scott. Thomas. Mauigoa. Coop.

This is a truly special group that is 100% undeniable

One more game together

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BIG PAUSE INCOMING

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Indiana is gonna a feel every inch. No team punishes you yard to yard like this Miami Hurricane team both on offense and defense

Indiana has been rolling over soft teams for a few weeks while everyone pats them on the back

They haven’t seen anything like this team

And not on our field

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Nuts and guts

Brotherhood

Team

It’s been a **** of a ride and an honor to share it with a bunch of absolute psychopaths like yourselves

One. More. Rep.

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Good Guys 27
Bad Guys 20

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We have exercised every demon. We have made it home. We will not be denied.
 
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JHallCanes said:
DMAA is sadly illegal. Like flat out illegal like ephedrine. You might be able to find a tub a few years expired on eBay or something

Some companies still try and use it but BPI is a more mainstream brand now

They are owned by Hi Tech though so they did make a pre with DMHA because Hi Tech doesn’t care about the FDA and it’s bull****

DMHA is not illegal like DMAA but it’s also not nearly as good imo
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Fun fact ephedrine is in bronkade. I take it before long runs and after every 10 miles
 
drunk the rock GIF by ALL SEEING EYES
Beautiful...Just absolutely beautiful
 
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QuattroCane said:
They way so many have tried to start dragging us through the mud again…they deserve to win.
I refuse to believe that Indiana is ready to go bell to bell with us, I guess we’ll see…
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Not a single unit of any team in the country has been asked to answer the bell more than the Miami defense

And now you got 3 games in a row where the offense made THE drive when they needed it (**** they did it twice against Ole Miss)

Good luck
 
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