Ok normally I post these the day before the game, but quite frankly some of y’all are as trustworthy as Manny Diaz during a BYE week
I’m reading comments about our uniform color combinations?
Did this board start broadcasting on the BRAVO network?
I’m reading comments about Georgia Techs offense? The same Georgia Tech that just got curb stomped by BOWLING GREEN.
I’m hearing people mention the last 15 years of Canes football as if it’s Kirby Freeman, Glen Cook, and AJ Highsmith taking the field.
Get to your doctors now because your estrogen levels are too high. TRT clinics are everywhere in Florida so maybe it’s time for Lifewallet to start sponsoring them for fans
“The attendance gusym!”
Well I’ve had enough. Today is gonna be heavy military press day because the shoulders around here are SAGGING
Here’s why we are gonna absolutely curb stomp this team:
Shannon Dawson: Call him The Trinity Killer because “it’s already over.”
I could stop here…but I won’t. This man is doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants right now. Georgia Tech is Rube Baker and we are Jack Parkman. They are standing on the tracks and the train is coming through. It doesn’t even matter what GT does on offense, if they try and play passive we will run it all over them enough to make Paul Johnson almost able to see his little saggy weiner get hard over his pop belly. If they try and stop the run, we will throw for 500.
Mark Fletcher: I’ve correctly predicted Parrish and Chaney to have over 10ypc in games this year. This time it’s Fletchers turn. Parrish will probably drop 150 in another ho-hum elite performance, but Fletcher is gonna rip off some huge runs against a demoralized GT defense. We should see some flashes of the future here if he gets enough carries
Anez Cooper: I could name the entire offensive line but what this kid is doing is flat out “offensive”. He’s literally killing people. I already cant wait for Lances breakdowns where he shows Anez just absolutely stealing souls.
James Williams: This kid was BUILT for this. Night game, alternate uniforms, stadium energy. Someone is gonna want to set the tone and if this dude was from Skyrim he would be the Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. He’s gonna absolutely set the ******* tone on defense. Just hope we don’t lose him for half of next weeks game (or 15 years to life for attempted murder)
Kam: he’s back. That’s all. No secret our pass defense isn’t the same without the general back there. He allows everyone to do their jobs and if Guidry were to ever miss a game, I’d want Kam to take over player/coach. Let me remind you of the Jaden Davis forced fumble when Kam STOOD UP their RT and tossed him aside forcing the play. He’s the best defensive player we’ve had in a decade. Period.
Bain: if there’s been a better defensive freshman in the country, I’ve not seen it. He’s been carrying the load with Mesidor out but I think he gets the workload lightened slightly this week which allows him to make some huge impact plays. Look for a strip sack here.
Verdict: it doesn’t matter what Georgia Tech does, they can’t stop us, period. If we want to win 35-10 we will…if we wanted to win 77-28 we could
I’ll go somewhere in the middle and say:
Good guys 45
Bad guys 13
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