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Thoughts From the Bench Press: Georgia Tech

We'retheBoss said:
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Jassid82 said:
You got me! But you get my point. Lets just blow these mofos out and hit Tootsies afterwards with free admission with a game ticket and celebrate!
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I do, but still.... I want to see it happen. Maybe against FSU. They'd spend the rest of their lives trying to figure that math out.
 
JHallCanes said:
Ok normally I post these the day before the game, but quite frankly some of y’all are as trustworthy as Manny Diaz during a BYE week

I’m reading comments about our uniform color combinations?

Did this board start broadcasting on the BRAVO network?

I’m reading comments about Georgia Techs offense? The same Georgia Tech that just got curb stomped by BOWLING GREEN.

I’m hearing people mention the last 15 years of Canes football as if it’s Kirby Freeman, Glen Cook, and AJ Highsmith taking the field.

Get to your doctors now because your estrogen levels are too high. TRT clinics are everywhere in Florida so maybe it’s time for Lifewallet to start sponsoring them for fans

“The attendance gusym!”

Well I’ve had enough. Today is gonna be heavy military press day because the shoulders around here are SAGGING

Here’s why we are gonna absolutely curb stomp this team:

Shannon Dawson: Call him The Trinity Killer because “it’s already over.”

I could stop here…but I won’t. This man is doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants right now. Georgia Tech is Rube Baker and we are Jack Parkman. They are standing on the tracks and the train is coming through. It doesn’t even matter what GT does on offense, if they try and play passive we will run it all over them enough to make Paul Johnson almost able to see his little saggy weiner get hard over his pop belly. If they try and stop the run, we will throw for 500.

Mark Fletcher: I’ve correctly predicted Parrish and Chaney to have over 10ypc in games this year. This time it’s Fletchers turn. Parrish will probably drop 150 in another ho-hum elite performance, but Fletcher is gonna rip off some huge runs against a demoralized GT defense. We should see some flashes of the future here if he gets enough carries

Anez Cooper: I could name the entire offensive line but what this kid is doing is flat out “offensive”. He’s literally killing people. I already cant wait for Lances breakdowns where he shows Anez just absolutely stealing souls.

James Williams: This kid was BUILT for this. Night game, alternate uniforms, stadium energy. Someone is gonna want to set the tone and if this dude was from Skyrim he would be the Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. He’s gonna absolutely set the ******* tone on defense. Just hope we don’t lose him for half of next weeks game (or 15 years to life for attempted murder)

Kam: he’s back. That’s all. No secret our pass defense isn’t the same without the general back there. He allows everyone to do their jobs and if Guidry were to ever miss a game, I’d want Kam to take over player/coach. Let me remind you of the Jaden Davis forced fumble when Kam STOOD UP their RT and tossed him aside forcing the play. He’s the best defensive player we’ve had in a decade. Period.

Bain: if there’s been a better defensive freshman in the country, I’ve not seen it. He’s been carrying the load with Mesidor out but I think he gets the workload lightened slightly this week which allows him to make some huge impact plays. Look for a strip sack here.

Verdict: it doesn’t matter what Georgia Tech does, they can’t stop us, period. If we want to win 35-10 we will…if we wanted to win 77-28 we could

I’ll go somewhere in the middle and say:

Good guys 45
Bad guys 13

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FUCC YES! This post has me pumped up more than a real housewife's botox face.
 
JHallCanes said:
Ok normally I post these the day before the game, but quite frankly some of y’all are as trustworthy as Manny Diaz during a BYE week

I’m reading comments about our uniform color combinations?

Did this board start broadcasting on the BRAVO network?

I’m reading comments about Georgia Techs offense? The same Georgia Tech that just got curb stomped by BOWLING GREEN.

I’m hearing people mention the last 15 years of Canes football as if it’s Kirby Freeman, Glen Cook, and AJ Highsmith taking the field.

Get to your doctors now because your estrogen levels are too high. TRT clinics are everywhere in Florida so maybe it’s time for Lifewallet to start sponsoring them for fans

“The attendance gusym!”

Well I’ve had enough. Today is gonna be heavy military press day because the shoulders around here are SAGGING

Here’s why we are gonna absolutely curb stomp this team:

Shannon Dawson: Call him The Trinity Killer because “it’s already over.”

I could stop here…but I won’t. This man is doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants right now. Georgia Tech is Rube Baker and we are Jack Parkman. They are standing on the tracks and the train is coming through. It doesn’t even matter what GT does on offense, if they try and play passive we will run it all over them enough to make Paul Johnson almost able to see his little saggy weiner get hard over his pop belly. If they try and stop the run, we will throw for 500.

Mark Fletcher: I’ve correctly predicted Parrish and Chaney to have over 10ypc in games this year. This time it’s Fletchers turn. Parrish will probably drop 150 in another ho-hum elite performance, but Fletcher is gonna rip off some huge runs against a demoralized GT defense. We should see some flashes of the future here if he gets enough carries

Anez Cooper: I could name the entire offensive line but what this kid is doing is flat out “offensive”. He’s literally killing people. I already cant wait for Lances breakdowns where he shows Anez just absolutely stealing souls.

James Williams: This kid was BUILT for this. Night game, alternate uniforms, stadium energy. Someone is gonna want to set the tone and if this dude was from Skyrim he would be the Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. He’s gonna absolutely set the ******* tone on defense. Just hope we don’t lose him for half of next weeks game (or 15 years to life for attempted murder)

Kam: he’s back. That’s all. No secret our pass defense isn’t the same without the general back there. He allows everyone to do their jobs and if Guidry were to ever miss a game, I’d want Kam to take over player/coach. Let me remind you of the Jaden Davis forced fumble when Kam STOOD UP their RT and tossed him aside forcing the play. He’s the best defensive player we’ve had in a decade. Period.

Bain: if there’s been a better defensive freshman in the country, I’ve not seen it. He’s been carrying the load with Mesidor out but I think he gets the workload lightened slightly this week which allows him to make some huge impact plays. Look for a strip sack here.

Verdict: it doesn’t matter what Georgia Tech does, they can’t stop us, period. If we want to win 35-10 we will…if we wanted to win 77-28 we could

I’ll go somewhere in the middle and say:

Good guys 45
Bad guys 13

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Great post! You deserve a pat on the back side or two,
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JHallCanes said:
Can’t take anyone for granted in college football that’s for sure

Guidry and Dawson won’t allow it though. I get why people are concerned about the past but the upgrade across the board in coaching will negate this imo
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You can literally hear it in the coaches and players interviews.b

Guidry saying **** like " nah. GT gone be ready to play. I promise you that.

TvD " just because we won the first 4 doesn't mean we win the next 8"
Nough said. Not saying we won't make mistakes or catch an L.. just saying it won't be because the team is underestimating the opponent
 
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JHallCanes said:
Ok normally I post these the day before the game, but quite frankly some of y’all are as trustworthy as Manny Diaz during a BYE week

I’m reading comments about our uniform color combinations?

Did this board start broadcasting on the BRAVO network?

I’m reading comments about Georgia Techs offense? The same Georgia Tech that just got curb stomped by BOWLING GREEN.

I’m hearing people mention the last 15 years of Canes football as if it’s Kirby Freeman, Glen Cook, and AJ Highsmith taking the field.

Get to your doctors now because your estrogen levels are too high. TRT clinics are everywhere in Florida so maybe it’s time for Lifewallet to start sponsoring them for fans

“The attendance gusym!”

Well I’ve had enough. Today is gonna be heavy military press day because the shoulders around here are SAGGING

Here’s why we are gonna absolutely curb stomp this team:

Shannon Dawson: Call him The Trinity Killer because “it’s already over.”

I could stop here…but I won’t. This man is doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants right now. Georgia Tech is Rube Baker and we are Jack Parkman. They are standing on the tracks and the train is coming through. It doesn’t even matter what GT does on offense, if they try and play passive we will run it all over them enough to make Paul Johnson almost able to see his little saggy weiner get hard over his pop belly. If they try and stop the run, we will throw for 500.

Mark Fletcher: I’ve correctly predicted Parrish and Chaney to have over 10ypc in games this year. This time it’s Fletchers turn. Parrish will probably drop 150 in another ho-hum elite performance, but Fletcher is gonna rip off some huge runs against a demoralized GT defense. We should see some flashes of the future here if he gets enough carries

Anez Cooper: I could name the entire offensive line but what this kid is doing is flat out “offensive”. He’s literally killing people. I already cant wait for Lances breakdowns where he shows Anez just absolutely stealing souls.

James Williams: This kid was BUILT for this. Night game, alternate uniforms, stadium energy. Someone is gonna want to set the tone and if this dude was from Skyrim he would be the Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. He’s gonna absolutely set the ******* tone on defense. Just hope we don’t lose him for half of next weeks game (or 15 years to life for attempted murder)

Kam: he’s back. That’s all. No secret our pass defense isn’t the same without the general back there. He allows everyone to do their jobs and if Guidry were to ever miss a game, I’d want Kam to take over player/coach. Let me remind you of the Jaden Davis forced fumble when Kam STOOD UP their RT and tossed him aside forcing the play. He’s the best defensive player we’ve had in a decade. Period.

Bain: if there’s been a better defensive freshman in the country, I’ve not seen it. He’s been carrying the load with Mesidor out but I think he gets the workload lightened slightly this week which allows him to make some huge impact plays. Look for a strip sack here.

Verdict: it doesn’t matter what Georgia Tech does, they can’t stop us, period. If we want to win 35-10 we will…if we wanted to win 77-28 we could

I’ll go somewhere in the middle and say:

Good guys 45
Bad guys 13

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major league 2 reference is mvp-level stuff. excellent as always.
 
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JHallCanes said:
It’s been a common theme that our teams have come out looking unprepared for years but not this year. Even the A&M game it was an incredible set of bad circumstances but we got things back in order quickly

The defense looks very well coached to me, even if it’s lacking a bit of talent in some spots. Tackling is night and day different and guys are playing fast but not out of control. Really exciting to see
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Without question, the synergy and organizational alignment from the top on down is a beautiful thing to see. I believe in some of the depth players we have at multiple position-groups, and things just have to come together at the right time from a health standpoint.

If CJ, Ray Ray, and TH can become regular contributors their speed takes the offense to another level.
 
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ThomasM said:
That mediocre A&M team has beaten the crap out of everyone they have played other than us. They sure as **** beat up on Auburn worse than the so called #1 team in the country.

Mind blowing, really. A&M has looked like one of the better teams in the country. Offense, defense, special teams, they are doing it all well. Other than one game against us, where they still looked **** good, at times. We just looked better. They just don't want to admit A&M is good, because it means we are better.

Not saying it'll happen, but I will laugh my butt off is A&M wins out. Mediocre my rear end.
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The media narrative is "that mediocre team has won SOLEY because of Max Johnson", you know the backup guy, lol.
 
KANE said:
The media narrative is "that mediocre team has won SOLEY because of Max Johnson", you know the backup guy, lol.
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It's really funny. The only unit that has taken a step back is the O with Max in there. Yet he, somehow, is the reason they are playing better as a team. Mind blowing the mental gymnastics some people can pull off without their heads exploding on live tv.
 
ThomasM said:
It's really funny. The only unit that has taken a step back is the O with Max in there. Yet he, somehow, is the reason they are playing better as a team. Mind blowing the mental gymnastics some people can pull off without their heads exploding on live tv.
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EXACTLY!!!
 
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