I was lucky to get the M&Ms. Fat *** Lynn got the basket from the delivery guy and took it to the breakroom. She's on a diet, so all the good stuff was gone before it hit the table.Preworkout carbs
Sour patch kids > M&Ms grow up
I’ve never met anyone named Lynn that didn’t **** everything up
@Paranos Can you confirm if the above is true?
Take a shot every time you hear one of the announcers or coaches describe Cole as any of the following:
The DJ at the stadium should play The Offsprings Pretty fly for a white guy whenever Coles on the fieldDear NCAA,
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We deserved that.
My Canes brothers and sisters we sit here fresh off of what might have been the best week to be a Miami fan in 20 years.
We obliterated the Gators in their trailer park and watched FSU feebly drop to 0-2 on the season two days later.
I admit, the hangover has been real and I’m finding it difficult to find the energy to write a hype article headed into a glorified scrimmage
LMAO GTFO
That’s what the DMAA is for baby!
Give that toilet seat a nice shine because we are gonna need the whole rim for this one
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Now everyone that’s been in the gym knows the importance of dialing it back once in a while. Get back to basics, work on form, avoid injuries, put in the work but give the body a little break as well.
We call it DELOAD week
But that doesn’t mean we slow down around here. It’s the home opener and it’s time to steamroll another team from Florida. Its us vs us this week so I want everyone in the parking lot like this
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This Miami team is different. We took a page from the old school Canes that loved to go on the road and **** up the fans days. Not only did we force them into a corner while we ****ed their sister wives, the recruits were there to see it.
The media is back to loving us. The subtle (and not so subtle) racism is back and we just got sucked off more than Ron Jeremy
Cam Ward is Him. The one.
Offensively and defensively we may as well have been calling the plays for Florida. Cam diced up their secondary like Bobby Flay with a howitzer for a right arm.
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It was 41-17 but we all know it could have been much much worse.
The lasting image from the game?
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To be honest I don’t even know who we play this week. Its likely going to be yet another Dollar Store version of a Florida football team with a midget QB that’s a better running back than anything.
You know the one. When you look at their jerseys closer the tag says Fruit of the Loom.
Ol Blunder Armour *** program.
We shouldn’t even be on the field with teams like this. But since we are, let’s just slap them around and send them home.
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Here’s why we dominate the home opener:
We show up: This team is too talented and too prepared to have a lapse. I still want to highlight some players I’ll have an eye on though.
Ahmad Moten: We’ve all been worried about DT. The size queens on the board were trolling the country for a 330lb DT like Paranos trolls the parking lot of an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Turns out we may have had the answer in the building the entire time.
Markeith Williams: I’m calling an interception in this game…if the other QB knows how to throw a pass. Meesh and Jaden Harris had great games for us against UiF, but Markeith made one of the plays of the game. We’ve been waiting for him to step up and he looks like he’s ready.
Cole: Fundamentally sound. Lunch pail guy. High motor. He white. But this dude has some Sacramento Kings Jay Williams in him and he’s gonna be fuggin to The Offspring in this one
Chris Johnson: I wanna see this dude running like he stole a TV. We focused on the power run game which opened up the Florida defense wider than Jill Kelly. This time I expect us to get guys like CJ and Ray Ray the ball in space and watch em do work
Verdict:
To once again quote one of thevillains in TV history: “it’s already over”
The Playoff bound Miami Hurricanes playing a band school that happens to have a football team.
“We got our **** pushed in by the Hurricanes”
Good guys 63
IDK 3
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Peanut?We got a gift basket from a client and I'm eating M&Ms right now, but when I'm done, I'm going over to the gym and rereading this thread.
Yes! I also enjoy almond, but there weren't any. I grabbed the one bag of peanut I saw. There were a couple of plain left along with a Snickers and some Kind bars. Needless to say, there are still some Kind bars left in there, but none of the good stuff.
Almond is solid as well
No need for Zyns when you can pack your lip with 4 Sour Patch Kids after dry scooping pre into your craniumPreworkout carbs
Sour patch kids > M&Ms grow up
Always at least one line in these that gets me, this one is tremendous.
They got rid of Sour Patch Fruits and I'm still ****ed the **** offPreworkout carbs
Sour patch kids > M&Ms grow up
This is the injury report we didn’t need brother
: pours one out for a fallen soldier :This is the injury report we didn’t need brother
These are going to get better every week. Carry on brother. We enjoy the work you put in.Dear NCAA,
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We deserved that.
My Canes brothers and sisters we sit here fresh off of what might have been the best week to be a Miami fan in 20 years.
We obliterated the Gators in their trailer park and watched FSU feebly drop to 0-2 on the season two days later.
I admit, the hangover has been real and I’m finding it difficult to find the energy to write a hype article headed into a glorified scrimmage
LMAO GTFO
That’s what the DMAA is for baby!
Give that toilet seat a nice shine because we are gonna need the whole rim for this one
View attachment 301890
Now everyone that’s been in the gym knows the importance of dialing it back once in a while. Get back to basics, work on form, avoid injuries, put in the work but give the body a little break as well.
We call it DELOAD week
But that doesn’t mean we slow down around here. It’s the home opener and it’s time to steamroll another team from Florida. Its us vs us this week so I want everyone in the parking lot like this
View attachment 301889
This Miami team is different. We took a page from the old school Canes that loved to go on the road and **** up the fans days. Not only did we force them into a corner while we ****ed their sister wives, the recruits were there to see it.
The media is back to loving us. The subtle (and not so subtle) racism is back and we just got sucked off more than Ron Jeremy
Cam Ward is Him. The one.
Offensively and defensively we may as well have been calling the plays for Florida. Cam diced up their secondary like Bobby Flay with a howitzer for a right arm.
View attachment 301928
It was 41-17 but we all know it could have been much much worse.
The lasting image from the game?
View attachment 301884
To be honest I don’t even know who we play this week. Its likely going to be yet another Dollar Store version of a Florida football team with a midget QB that’s a better running back than anything.
You know the one. When you look at their jerseys closer the tag says Fruit of the Loom.
Ol Blunder Armour *** program.
We shouldn’t even be on the field with teams like this. But since we are, let’s just slap them around and send them home.
View attachment 301922
Here’s why we dominate the home opener:
We show up: This team is too talented and too prepared to have a lapse. I still want to highlight some players I’ll have an eye on though.
Ahmad Moten: We’ve all been worried about DT. The size queens on the board were trolling the country for a 330lb DT like Paranos trolls the parking lot of an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Turns out we may have had the answer in the building the entire time.
Markeith Williams: I’m calling an interception in this game…if the other QB knows how to throw a pass. Meesh and Jaden Harris had great games for us against UiF, but Markeith made one of the plays of the game. We’ve been waiting for him to step up and he looks like he’s ready.
Cole: Fundamentally sound. Lunch pail guy. High motor. He white. But this dude has some Sacramento Kings Jay Williams in him and he’s gonna be fuggin to The Offspring in this one
Chris Johnson: I wanna see this dude running like he stole a TV. We focused on the power run game which opened up the Florida defense wider than Jill Kelly. This time I expect us to get guys like CJ and Ray Ray the ball in space and watch em do work
Verdict:
To once again quote one of the
The Playoff bound Miami Hurricanes playing a band school that happens to have a football team.
“We got our **** pushed in by the Hurricanes”
Good guys 63
IDK 3
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Good form over everything, including weight.
Last year I will admit it got difficult when we started sucking so badly
