Official The OC Candidates Thread 2.0

[406Cane]

Oregon State OC Brian Lindgren has career goals, but he’s being patient about the next step

The 41-year-old Lindgren is tied for the longest run among current Pac-12 offensive coordinators at four years

www.oregonlive.com

@Dulles Cane
@Caned Peach
@HEMICANE

I’d be happy with that hire. I could give **** to my wife too, who’s an OSU alum.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Someone in one of those Facebook group claim he knows someone on the Houston staff and said that Dawson was offered the OC position. Man I hope this isn’t true. @Cribby are you hearing something similar?

I stopped reading at “someone in one of those Facebook groups…” because I know that anything that comes after that is fantasyland material.

 

[Caned Peach]

 

[skeets]

Can this **** hurry up and be over so we can move on to the phase of hating the hire?

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

I'd pay a decent amount of money to have Mario come to my house and find the ACCN AND Bally Sports on my plethora of streaming services in under an hour.....and he can't take any breaks to check in on Jason Candle either.

What about a cafecito break?

 

[Baba Yaga]

Whoever @hydro66 wants, he's got a good head on his shoulders.

 

[Rellyrell]

Not sure of this incessant need to create these random threads outside of threads that’s already been created. Just ask or make ur points in there vs. the “hey look at me, I have a ? that’s already been or being discussed.”

 

[Caned Peach]

What about a cafecito break?

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Hahaha. If this goes past this Friday then I think we'd be completely credible in claiming that Mario died and that's either a body double, Luis Cristobal, or Ozzie Canseco posing as him in the next photos or video that emerge of the guy.

And in a plot twist that could only happen in Miami, Cristobals body double turned out to be Elian Gonzalez.

 

[TheToadSage]

2 of the baddest dudes on the planet. I miss that NASCAR.

I visit a few short tracks every now and then to get that old nascar feeling lol.

 

[rsa coral gables]

Someone in one of those Facebook group claim he knows someone on the Houston staff and said that Dawson was offered the OC position. Man I hope this isn’t true. @Cribby are you hearing something similar?

 

[Tad Footeball]

What about a cafecito break?

I'll allow it because I don't need the guy going into withdrawal and he'd need the energy as he keeps screaming that I have the wrong color a/v cables and that "autoprogram" should unlock all the channels.

 

[bacane]

So, we have someone in a Facebook group and somebody who has a friend who had a drink with a Golden Cane . . . Wonderful, what's next - a friend of a friend who has a friend in SMD's knitting club?

 

[Tad Footeball]

And in a plot twist that could only happen in Miami, Cristobals body double turned out to be Elian Gonzalez.

Working on behalf of a still living Janet Reno!

 

[RozayCane]

Seriously, what’s so hard about looking up OCs that ranked top 20 in yards/points, the last 5 or so years, vet them out, narrow that down to about 5-10 guys to interview, and just picking the best of them?

I feel like Mario over complicates things when it comes to picking his OC.

 

[GoCanes!!]

nobody even knows who the candidates really are. So we just throwing names around here too?

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

This guppy will be devoured by the already-existing thread.

 

[Mackmiller974]

Had drinks with a golden cane buddy who heard Brian Lindgren spoke to Mario. No idea in what capacity, I wonder if he would move from the west coast.

Nice he was on my OC candidate list, he would make an excellent choice

 

[canefan96]

I guess I need to update this, posted last week, maybe last month. Who the **** knows.

Just a quick fun fact-
Mario has spent 5 months and counting …interviewing for OC‘s in his 14 month tenure here.

 

[canadacanes]

So, we have someone in a Facebook group and somebody who has a friend who had a drink with a Golden Cane . . . Wonderful, what's next - a friend of a friend who has a friend in SMD's knitting club?

What about the bear that fought Danny Boy Cane? Does he have an opinion?