The Most Gaby post ever

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When you have a paid site you running.. you gotta make ppl feel like you’re constantly providing something. 🤷🏾‍♂️
 
I wish some of you dopes would spend as much time bashing FSU and Florida writers as you do your own hurricane fans. It’s pretty pathetic. Guys are trying to do the best they can to share what they can, and you just wanna play gotcha. It’s petty.

The sad part is, if you ran into him at a restaurant, you would slap him on the back and act like you were his best buddy.

It’s no surprise that all of us look for information anywhere we can find it, regardless of the board, so what’s the point in just insulting people?
 
I like Gaby. I know he gets good info because we talk to some of the same people.

It’s delicate to handle info because you don’t want to blow anything up. I’m very conservative with info because this isn’t my day job and my loyalty is to the program. This is his job but he still needs to be careful to protect sources. It’s a tough balancing act and he’s learning.
Gaby is kept in the dark about a lot of things and has rattled some cages. He better wise up and learn more from Ivins.
 
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Wrong because portal players can’t choose new schools til dec 5th.
𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡
 
Presenter: I have with me tonight Anne Elk. Mrs Anne Elk.

Miss Elk: Miss.

Superimposed Caption: 'Anne Elk'

Presenter: You have a new theory about the brontosaurus.

Miss Elk: Can I just say Chris for one moment that I have a new theory about
the brontosaurus.

Presenter: Exactly. (he gestures but she does not say anything) What is it?

Miss Elk: Where? (looks around)

Presenter: No, no your new theory.

Miss Elk: Oh, what is my theory?

Presenter: Yes.

Miss Elk: Oh what is my theory that it is. Well Chris you may well ask me what is my theory.

Presenter: I am asking.

Miss Elk: Good for you. My word yes. Well Chris, what is it that it is - this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is - my theory that I have, that is to
say, which is mine, is mine.

Presenter: (beginning to show signs of exasperation) Yes, I know it's yours, what is it?

Miss Elk: Where? Oh, what is my theory? This is it. (clears throat at some
length) My theory that belongs to me is as follows. (clears throat at great
length) This is how it goes. The next thing I'm going to say is my theory.
Ready?

Presenter: Yes.

Miss Elk: My theory by A. Elk. Brackets Miss, brackets. This theory goes as
follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much
thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory,
it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.

Presenter: That's it, is it?

Miss Elk: Spot on, Chris.

Presenter: Well, er, this theory of yours appears to have hit the nail on the head.

Miss Elk: And it's mine.

Presenter: Yes, thank you very much for coming along to the studio. Thank you.

Miss Elk: My pleasure, Chris...

Presenter: Next week Britain's newest wasp farm...

Miss Elk: It's been a lot of fun.

Presenter: Yes, thank you very much.

Miss Elk: Saying what my theory is.

Presenter: Yes, thank you.
Wtf did I just read?
 
I would argue posts like this diminish his credibility. Too much vague tease and nothing happens just hacks away at people paying attention.

There isn't a need for it when he could insert overall program content.

If he better managed "something big is coming", then people would actually pay attention to those more often and his credibility would skyrocket...and that would probably increase his economic opportunities as well...
The guy is barely out of college and he basically took over for Ivins and had to learn on the job.
 
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You sure about that? Transfer portal officially opens on Dec 5th. See screenshot.
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