Miami is the young guy from the 80’s with great genetics . Long , thick hair. Shredded , not one ounce of fat . Best athlete in school that all the girls wanted and all the guys wanted to be.
Now UM is in their late 40’s, badly balding , huge gut with a hairy chest because they’re too lazy to trim it . But still drive a red sports car, telling anyone that’ll listen what a stud they was back in the day. “ When I was your age I repped 450 and ran a 4.4”. Which he did. But the 15 year old says to himself “ wtf is this bald fat *** talking about , are you even on YouTube ? Do you have HL’s”?
Btw anyone interested in a used red corvette ?