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Just about everyone knows how much I hate the Gaytors and SemenHoles. Hate hate hate. Good God, I hate those fvcks.
And I particularly hate how much the Gaytors and SemenHoles try to steal our traditions, and/or minimize ours. In particular, I hate how the Gaytors and SemenHoles (and everyone else in college football) have stolen our "holding up 4 fingers to start the fourth quarter" tradition.
Well...for the first time in my non-alcohol-impacted memory...I DID NOT SEE A SINGLE F$U PLAYER HOLD UP FOUR FINGERS AT THE BEGINING OF THE FOURTH QUARTER. I cannot possibly tell you how happy this made me.
The last time we absolutely SMASHED the SemenHoles was 1988, in the aftermath of the "Seminole Shuffle" video. We were the defending champs, but somehow F$U was the pre-season #1, and then they made THAT VIDEO. Our boys proceeded to dismantle Neon Deion and his crew.
Now, I would point out that Miami had recently started the "four fingers" tradition, so it is entirely possible that F$U had not yet stolen our style. I was also pretty inebriated for that game (later in 1988, I spent the second half of the LSU game in Baton Rouge jail, so I've calmed down a bit since then). But I cannot remember a single UM-F$U game since then where the SemenHoles did not hold up "four fingers" to start the fourth (I've only missed one UM-F$U game since 1986, and fortunately it was the 47-0 beatdown).
In over 30 years, I have not seen a SemenHole team so thoroughly and emotionally devastated to the point where they couldn't even life one arm to display four fingers.
I am grateful that I got to see that glorious F$U humiliation. Thank you, Jesus, you can take me now.
And I particularly hate how much the Gaytors and SemenHoles try to steal our traditions, and/or minimize ours. In particular, I hate how the Gaytors and SemenHoles (and everyone else in college football) have stolen our "holding up 4 fingers to start the fourth quarter" tradition.
Well...for the first time in my non-alcohol-impacted memory...I DID NOT SEE A SINGLE F$U PLAYER HOLD UP FOUR FINGERS AT THE BEGINING OF THE FOURTH QUARTER. I cannot possibly tell you how happy this made me.
The last time we absolutely SMASHED the SemenHoles was 1988, in the aftermath of the "Seminole Shuffle" video. We were the defending champs, but somehow F$U was the pre-season #1, and then they made THAT VIDEO. Our boys proceeded to dismantle Neon Deion and his crew.
Now, I would point out that Miami had recently started the "four fingers" tradition, so it is entirely possible that F$U had not yet stolen our style. I was also pretty inebriated for that game (later in 1988, I spent the second half of the LSU game in Baton Rouge jail, so I've calmed down a bit since then). But I cannot remember a single UM-F$U game since then where the SemenHoles did not hold up "four fingers" to start the fourth (I've only missed one UM-F$U game since 1986, and fortunately it was the 47-0 beatdown).
In over 30 years, I have not seen a SemenHole team so thoroughly and emotionally devastated to the point where they couldn't even life one arm to display four fingers.
I am grateful that I got to see that glorious F$U humiliation. Thank you, Jesus, you can take me now.