I wasn't fact checking. I was breaking your baIls. Good, ole fashioned, ball busting.
However I did just fact check "irregardless" because I wanted to be sure that it was not a word before I broke your chops over that and I know better than to argue with an attorney, especially when I am wrong. After checking, I am not going to make a comment about "irregardless."
As for the predecessor of Marlins Park, I think your Frankenstein outfield metaphor is pretty excellent. My apologies for not mentioning it earlier. Then again, I was thinking only of stadiums used by MLB teams and I excluded the Minor League teams.