Texas fan base all in on Sark & Longhorns this season

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I wouldn't be surprised if they went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. Only 7 pt dogs now as they've seen sharp money since opening.

Combination of Texas having a **** good/borderline elite roster and a down year for Alabama. Crimson Tide could lose 3 games easily.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. Only 7 pt dogs now as they've seen sharp money since opening.

Combination of Texas having a **** good/borderline elite roster and a down year for Alabama. Crimson Tide could lose 3 games easily.
Does bama have a qb yet? They havent been in this position with qb in long time..
 
Since 2010 they have 1 double-digit win season and average 7 wins per year.

I'm thinking A LOT of people drinking the Kool Aid now are going to be drinking straight Cutty Sark sooner rather than later as they mumble about a corch lost in the sauce and the surprisingly poor quality of lower level high school football in Nawlins.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. Only 7 pt dogs now as they've seen sharp money since opening.

Combination of Texas having a **** good/borderline elite roster and a down year for Alabama. Crimson Tide could lose 3 games easily.
Despite my post just above this, I'd wholeheartedly support this outcome.

Cognitive dissonance, gentlemen!
 
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They probably want to see the manning kid, is he gonna play?
He absolutely stunk up the joint in their Spring Game. At this stage, he appears to be highly overrated. Their QB 2 is good (one we should be interested in, if he becomes available). Otherwise, they’ve been irrelevant since Vince Young & will likely remain so under that HC.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. Only 7 pt dogs now as they've seen sharp money since opening.

Combination of Texas having a **** good/borderline elite roster and a down year for Alabama. Crimson Tide could lose 3 games easily.

Lose three games to who?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they went into Tuscaloosa and beat Alabama. Only 7 pt dogs now as they've seen sharp money since opening.

Combination of Texas having a **** good/borderline elite roster and a down year for Alabama. Crimson Tide could lose 3 games easily.
Bama might have the best roster in Saban’s tenure this year (outside of QB). Yes I know QB is the most important position on the field, but as long as they get serviceable production, they’re gonna be a top team per usual.
 
Since 2010 they have 1 double-digit win season and average 7 wins per year. AND NO BIG 12 CHAMPIONSHIPS SINCE 2009

I'm thinking A LOT of people drinking the Kool Aid now are going to be drinking straight Cutty Sark sooner rather than later as they mumble about a corch lost in the sauce and the surprisingly poor quality of lower level high school football in Nawlins.

Last time out Horns got outplayed and outcoached by U-Dub at the Alamo Bowl just up the road in San Antone. And yet here we go again — some folks in the media got 'em as a surefire Top 10/playoff contender after an 8-5 season.

Texas is always gonna Texas

Boosters fire the offensive wizard from Cali in part because he doesn't "get Texas" ... and then hire for his replacement another mastermind playcaller from Cali who got fired from two of his last three jobs. You can't make this **** up.

It's not impossible Texas gets past Bama due to Saban's QB issues mentioned above — but rest assured the Horns will **** away a couple games as favorites along the way and end up somewhere around 9-4 at best.

UT = Fool's Gold

Sark's wife is bad tho

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Last time out Horns got outplayed and outcoached by U-Dub at the Alamo Bowl just up the road in San Antone. And yet here we go again — some folks in the media got 'em as a surefire Top 10/playoff contender after an 8-5 season.

Texas is always gonna Texas

Boosters fire the offensive wizard from Cali in part because he doesn't "get Texas" ... and then hire for his replacement another mastermind playcaller from Cali who got fired from two of his last three jobs. You can't make this **** up.

It's not impossible Texas gets past Bama due to Saban's QB issues mentioned above — but rest assured the Horns will **** away a couple games as favorites along the way and end up somewhere around 9-4 at best.

UT = Fool's Gold

Sark's wife is bad tho

couple.webp
The ironic part about Sarks wife: The UT boosters felt some kind of way about Charlie Strong being married to a white woman, but I haven’t heard a **** thing about this interracial relationship. Either they evolved in short order or Charlie shouldn’t have taken that job, because the old money there still thinks it’s a plantation.
 
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Bama might have the best roster in Saban’s tenure this year (outside of QB). Yes I know QB is the most important position on the field, but as long as they get serviceable production, they’re gonna be a top team per usual.
Apparently the QB position is not serviceable at all. Milroe has some real issues with accuracy.
 
Last time out Horns got outplayed and outcoached by U-Dub at the Alamo Bowl just up the road in San Antone. And yet here we go again — some folks in the media got 'em as a surefire Top 10/playoff contender after an 8-5 season.

Texas is always gonna Texas

Boosters fire the offensive wizard from Cali in part because he doesn't "get Texas" ... and then hire for his replacement another mastermind playcaller from Cali who got fired from two of his last three jobs. You can't make this **** up.

It's not impossible Texas gets past Bama due to Saban's QB issues mentioned above — but rest assured the Horns will **** away a couple games as favorites along the way and end up somewhere around 9-4 at best.

UT = Fool's Gold

Sark's wife is bad tho

couple.webp
The **** are they wearing
 
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Bama might have the best roster in Saban’s tenure this year (outside of QB). Yes I know QB is the most important position on the field, but as long as they get serviceable production, they’re gonna be a top team per usual.
Nah man lol that roster is nowhere near the top 5 of saban’s best teams. Some nice pieces in the secondary but with the mid qb and those off season hires im not high on bama at all, bryce covered up so much. I see 9-3 for them, now bad but a clear step down.
 
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