Rumor Steelers interested in Mario Cristobal

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Here’s how the whole thing will go down:

Mario: Jimmy, what do you think about leaving for the NFL?

Jimmy: leaving the U is the biggest regret of my life.

Mario: OK thanks I’m out.
I mean the guy made a legacy in the NFL. I think Butch is the massive regret lol.
 
gets paid a king's ransom to live and work in his home town. this close to becoming a legend in miami like jimmy Johnson and maybe having highways named after him like don Shula. I dont think he would even think about going to the NFL,
 
Man get this shi* out of here! Before I even looked the guy up, I said to myself “this sound like Duke trying to create some doubt in Mensah”

Then I actually go look the report up and he played football at Duke?!!! 😂

The Steelers don’t even seem like the type of organization to go after a college coach.

This a fabricated story to create uncertainty.
 
I have interest in several starlets who have been named in these hallowed pages repeatedly. Neither my wife nor their current paramour have any illusions that our respective positions will change.
 
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far too much information on how you research people on the internet
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far too much information on how you research people on the internet
Yeah cuz I'm the only one who does that. It went like this:
1. Copy and paste name into Google search bar
2. Hit images
3. Think "oh she's kinda cute"
4. Type "nude" after her name
5. See what happens
6. Make silly comment on message board at dude that mentioned her name

Just wanted to break it down for you.

In all seriousness, I find your reply to be odd. Are you (not so) secretly offended that I spent 90 seconds looking up your girl? I mean given my user name, you shouldn't really be surprised. Don't worry though. It's not like I was gooning out for hours thinking about her. I'm married for a long time and not interested in chasing 22 year old semi-famous starlets around. Therefore you have nothing to worry about.
 
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Yeah cuz I'm the only one who does that. It went like this:
1. Copy and paste name into Google search bar
2. Hit images
3. Think "oh she's kinda cute"
4. Type "nude" after her name
5. See what happens
6. Make silly comment on message board at dude that mentioned her name

Just wanted to break it down for you.

In all seriousness, I find your reply to be odd. Are you (not so) secretly offended they I spent 90 seconds looking up your girl? I mean given my user name, you shouldn't really be surprised. Don't worry though. It's not like I was gooning out for hours thinking about her. I'm married for a long time and not interested in chasing 22 year old semi-famous starlets around. Therefore you have nothing to worry about.
Aside from the fact that I have such connection issues with this website and this website only (which explains the double and triple post, sry, nothing that I can do about that)...

I got no idea what provoked this reaction, next time, I will type SARCASM behind the post so people do not get offended...
 
Even though we realize this story is total B.S., IF Mario were to ever go to the NFL many years down the road I could totally see him coaching the Steelers. Just seems like the perfect fit.
 
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