Skinny Jeans, Joggers and big hair

[MotoSniper]

Devil dog! Do you also have the pointy shoes.
I swear I’m so olds that every time I see dudes wearing skinny jeans and pointy dress shoes I think its a **** matador costume.

Semi-pointy...Here's a few:

BTW, I would rock the chit out of a Matador outfit

 

[We the Boss]

I love man buns.

We know.

 

[Gatorhater]

My entire jean wardrode consists of skinny and tapered jeans.

Don’t hate.

Hoes it count if all your jeans are tight but not “skinny”?

 

[MotoSniper]

Hoes it count if all your jeans are tight but not “skinny”?

Either you are a fat fück OR well-hung/endowed...either way, a disqualifying characteristic.

 

[1LuvCane]

These days I have my skinny dress pants with my slim button up shirt, product in my hair, with my Ricky Martin papi chulo Italian leather shoes with ridiculous white coat for my hospital rounds...total douche baggery, I must admit. But the other half of the week I have a no pants rule as I sit at home with my Russian bride. Took her 6 years to get used to me galavanting around the house with my UM cutoff shirt, Menudo (Ricky Martin era) boxer brief boleros...and of course a pair of flip flops bc my Spanish mother always taught me to keep my feet clean...Don't judge me

I would say you're living"La Vida Loca".

 

[Gatorhater]

I'm not that young, coherent, or active. Actually I died several years ago but have been resurrected as a Democrat voter for each election.

I myself was socked to find that both my parents voted Democrat this year. I went to the cemetery to ask them why and three people were there with 2020 ballots for each.

 

[Gatorhater]

Either you are a fat fück OR well-hung/endowed...either way, a disqualifying characteristic.

Oh crap, things really have changed. Being well-hung is a bad thing now?

 

[nystateofmind]

What do you mean by “well hung”?

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

Semi-pointy...Here's a few:

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BTW, I would rock the chit out of a Matador outfit

Is that what old people consider pointy shoes? LOL. That is how all my shoes look. Those shoes are fresh af.

 

[LustNCanes]

Livin the dream!!

ABSOLUTELY!! I'm retiring in 3 months...With Gods help.

 

[mirednmediocrity2]

Worst possible thing is those **** man buns "guys" are putting on top of their heads. Everytime I see one I want to use it to pull them backwards to the ground head first.

Those are ugly as ****.

 

[MotoSniper]

Oh crap, things really have changed. Being well-hung is a bad thing now?

Absolutely not...one was a positive disqualifiier, the other a negative

 

[TheMatador]

I'm not that young, coherent, or active. Actually I died several years ago but have been resurrected as a Democrat voter for each election.

And in how many different states?

 

[TheMatador]

Those are ugly as ****.

Swing at them with a big machete to lop them perfectly off....and hope you don't miss.

 

[1mg of Epi]

ABSOLUTELY!! I'm retiring in 3 months...With Gods help.

****!! Mazel Tov!! Counting the days I bet.

 

[CanesZ06]

Kenneth loves looking at pictures of men in cute outfits.

Do you ever get chafed between your shoulder blades from Kenneths beard? What type of moisturizer do you use for that? Asking for a friend, friend.

 

[CanesZ06]

What do you mean by “well hung”?

I believe he's referring to the size of that gentleman's mule.

 

[nystateofmind]

I believe he's referring to the size of that gentleman's mule.

Mules aren’t pets, friend.

I doubt anyone in America owns a mule.

 

[nystateofmind]

Do you ever get chafed between your shoulder blades from Kenneths beard? What type of moisturizer do you use for that? Asking for a friend, friend.

Kenneth does not have a beard.

As for my moisturizer, lately I’ve been using “Ocean” by Bath and Body Works.

 

[Texxcane]

DLR king of the V !!! this is the time that i grew up in, 80's man, nothing like em