Two TDs. The second one is very late in the 4th quarter. Diaz goes for 2 points to rub it in and we convert. Two Klansmen immediately drown themselves in their neighbor's above-ground pools in two different parts of Alabama. At the post-game press conference, Saban goes irate when he's asked about the late 2-pt. try, has a serious cardiac episode requiring a brief hospitalization, and after discussing it with his family Saban never coaches another game in his (now shortened) life. When Diaz hears about Saban's condition later that night, he tweets out a savage "thoughts and prayers" @Saban, but lies through his teeth and maintains the 2-pt. try was simply him giving his team live reps to prepare them for those sorts of situations in the big games to come. Later that year, Alabama hires Dan Mullen away from UiF, and the turds replace him with Randy Shannon, and neither team ever wins another National Championship again.
A guy can dream, right?