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1) HIRE NEW HC & COACHES
2) GIVE A 2 YEAR PASS FOR THE HC AND STAFF TO GIVE NEW COACHES RECRUITS TIME TO “GELL” AND SHARE TWITTER ACCOUNTS
3) BLOW SUNSHINE UP EVERYONES *** ABOUT THE PROGRAM IN THE OFF SEASON
4) FANS BUY IN “AGAIN” AND BEGIN TO NAME THEIR CHILDREN AFTER THEIR FAVORITE 4-5 STAR RECRUIT BECAUSE THEIR SISTERS COUSINS UNCLES AUNT SAID THEY WERE THE REAL DEAL
5) BUY SEASON TICKETS, CUSSIN’ THE CANES TICKET OFFICE FOR JACKIN’ UP THE PRICE OF TICKETS / PARKING PASSES MEANWHILE, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IN ANTICIPATION OF OUR NEXT SEASON / NATIONAL TITLE
6) USE THE FIRST 3-4 CUPCAKE GAMES IN THE SEASON TO WORK OUT THE KINKS AND HOPEFULLY AVOID INJURIES
7) **** THE BED, LIFT THEIR SKIRT AND FIRE UP THE COACHES HOT SEAT DURING CONFERENCE PLAY
8) LOSE COMMITTED RECRUITS TO UG@G & F$U BECAUSE THE COACHING STAFF COULDN’T DEVELOP BULION SOUP WITH HOT WATER
9) FUEL THE SAME FU@KIN’ PLANES TO FLY THE SAME FU@KIN’ BANNERS 2 YEARS AGO
10) FIRE THE HC AND COACHING STAFF AND IN THE SAME BREATH, REHIRE A NEW HC & COACHING STAFF....
11) PULL THE PIN, SWALLOW A HAND GRENADE
RINSE AND REPEAT
2) GIVE A 2 YEAR PASS FOR THE HC AND STAFF TO GIVE NEW COACHES RECRUITS TIME TO “GELL” AND SHARE TWITTER ACCOUNTS
3) BLOW SUNSHINE UP EVERYONES *** ABOUT THE PROGRAM IN THE OFF SEASON
4) FANS BUY IN “AGAIN” AND BEGIN TO NAME THEIR CHILDREN AFTER THEIR FAVORITE 4-5 STAR RECRUIT BECAUSE THEIR SISTERS COUSINS UNCLES AUNT SAID THEY WERE THE REAL DEAL
5) BUY SEASON TICKETS, CUSSIN’ THE CANES TICKET OFFICE FOR JACKIN’ UP THE PRICE OF TICKETS / PARKING PASSES MEANWHILE, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IN ANTICIPATION OF OUR NEXT SEASON / NATIONAL TITLE
6) USE THE FIRST 3-4 CUPCAKE GAMES IN THE SEASON TO WORK OUT THE KINKS AND HOPEFULLY AVOID INJURIES
7) **** THE BED, LIFT THEIR SKIRT AND FIRE UP THE COACHES HOT SEAT DURING CONFERENCE PLAY
8) LOSE COMMITTED RECRUITS TO UG@G & F$U BECAUSE THE COACHING STAFF COULDN’T DEVELOP BULION SOUP WITH HOT WATER
9) FUEL THE SAME FU@KIN’ PLANES TO FLY THE SAME FU@KIN’ BANNERS 2 YEARS AGO
10) FIRE THE HC AND COACHING STAFF AND IN THE SAME BREATH, REHIRE A NEW HC & COACHING STAFF....
11) PULL THE PIN, SWALLOW A HAND GRENADE
RINSE AND REPEAT