Chud or Monkey boy would be a huge upgrade over Alf.
So would the last **** I took.
We need to stop with this "he can't be any worse than (fill in the most recent UM HC disaster)" and look for a winner.
Keep an eye on Justin Fuente. If he has another excellent season at one of the worst jobs in the world snap him up before someone else does.
UM needs to find that dude who will be the next Gary Patterson before they have to try to lure him away from a good job where he's already established himself.
In this environment where you can build a championship program at almost any Power 5 school you're not going to be able to steal guys like Patterson because they'll just stay where they are and win there and continue to be loved and paid well. Not even big money schools like UFayg can steal HCs like Patterson AFTER they entrench themselves as winners at Power 5 schools.