I fugkcin hate those dilldoughs in Columbus so much. Nothing would make me happier than a redemption championship over those midwestern piq squabblin' cousin bangers. Their mascot is a doosh. Their fans are drooling morons. Their alumni are custodians. Their coaches are scumbags (wah, I'm Urban Meyer and my heart hurts, I'm Jim Tressel and I like tattoos; I'm Woody Hayes and I'm dead but before I died I punched a player in a game). Their city sucks. Their weather sucks. Their economy stinks. The women's hatchet wounds are smelly.
If we can get this matchup, can we play them in real life Call of Duty? Not video game style, real life style. Opening scene of The Last Boyscout style, minus the offing of ourselves. I'm not resentful over that loss in the desert in 2003 though.