RB Damien Martinez enters the Portal

[JZCane0825]

Attempting to bully people that you don’t know over information they provide is corny. Maybe he is lying or maybe he is just sharing info on a message board. It's not like he came here pretending to be a new insider.

In fairness we've had multiple of these

 

[JHallCanes]

@JamesQuall

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@WaterburyCane -

This is some bull****

Who works for Internal Affairs around here?

 

[Felonious Monk]

This is some bull****

Who works for Internal Affairs around here?

I've got a rubber hose and anger issues because that ***** Gloria in receiving took the last of my creamer this morning without asking.

 

[CaneBear0207]

Dalvin Cook
Reggie Bush
Barry Sanders

O.J. Simpson

 

[PIPO]

I've got a rubber hose and anger issues because that ***** Gloria in receiving took the last of my creamer this morning without asking.

@WaterburyCane - IA?

 

[cway313]

 

[Ispyin]

I was out to dinner with a buddy the other night that is pretty plugged in with someone in the Texas football building and he told me they were getting Martinez. See I can do this too

Is that how you became aids? Use protection next time tbh

 

[Invalid Username]

I figured since the one guy saying his Michigan State buddy feels a certain way was enough to rustle jimmies, I’d make an equally improbable statement to see if people also believe that. I mean my FSU friend feels really strongly about Martinez wanting to be a Nole.

That dumbass fan base thinks everyone should be a nole

 

[CanesDynasty]

The run at 1 minute mark is

 

[WaterburyCane]

@WaterburyCane - IA?

This is why, like our forefathers, we set up a system so no man has too much power

@JamesQuall = Police Chief/Commissioner
@PIPO = Supreme Court/Arbitrator/Tiebreaker
@JHallCanes = Detective/Inspector...aka Head ****
@RVACane = Attorney General and acting head of our cyber division in case we need to look into IP addresses
@cway313 = Head Informant...aka supreme snitch
@Felonious Monk = We are still trying to figure out how to best leverage his skillset
me = InternalAffairs/part time deputy during a surge in bad jokes to help out my partner @JamesQuall

@TRick72 You see what your little beaver joke did?

 

[JamesQuall]

This is why, like our forefathers, we set up a system so no man has too much power

@JamesQuall = Police Chief/Commissioner
@PIPO = Supreme Court/Arbitrator/Tiebreaker
@JHallCanes = Detective/Inspector...aka Head ****
@RVACane = Attorney General and acting head of our cyber division in case we need to look into IP addresses
@cway313 = Head Informant...aka supreme snitch
@Felonious Monk = We are still trying to figure out how to best leverage his skillset
me = InternalAffairs/part time deputy during a surge in bad jokes to help out my partner @JamesQuall

@TRick72 You see what your little beaver joke did?

To summarize:

 

[JHallCanes]

This is why, like our forefathers, we set up a system so no man has too much power

@JamesQuall = Police Chief/Commissioner
@PIPO = Supreme Court/Arbitrator/Tiebreaker
@JHallCanes = Detective/Inspector...aka Head ****
@RVACane = Attorney General and acting head of our cyber division in case we need to look into IP addresses
@cway313 = Head Informant...aka supreme snitch
@Felonious Monk = We are still trying to figure out how to best leverage his skillset
me = InternalAffairs/part time deputy during a surge in bad jokes to help out my partner @JamesQuall

@TRick72 You see what your little beaver joke did?

 

[JHallCanes]

I've got a rubber hose and anger issues because that ***** Gloria in receiving took the last of my creamer this morning without asking.

So you mixed the Zoloft with the Adderall today

I like your style

 

[cway313]

This is why, like our forefathers, we set up a system so no man has too much power

@JamesQuall = Police Chief/Commissioner
@PIPO = Supreme Court/Arbitrator/Tiebreaker
@JHallCanes = Detective/Inspector...aka Head ****
@RVACane = Attorney General and acting head of our cyber division in case we need to look into IP addresses
@cway313 = Head Informant...aka supreme snitch
@Felonious Monk = We are still trying to figure out how to best leverage his skillset
me = InternalAffairs/part time deputy during a surge in bad jokes to help out my partner @JamesQuall

@TRick72 You see what your little beaver joke did?

 

[Tony4Canes]

****. WTF happened to this thread?

Wanted to bump since Miami needs RB help stat.

 

[Felonious Monk]

So you mixed the Zoloft with the Adderall today

I like your style

Couldn't drink my coffee this morning, so I had to improvise. On the plus side, I rewrote my master's thesis just for fun at lunch time. If Professor Levenson hadn't passed away 15 years ago, I'd have asked him what he thought of it.

 

[Felonious Monk]

This is why, like our forefathers, we set up a system so no man has too much power

@JamesQuall = Police Chief/Commissioner
@PIPO = Supreme Court/Arbitrator/Tiebreaker
@JHallCanes = Detective/Inspector...aka Head ****
@RVACane = Attorney General and acting head of our cyber division in case we need to look into IP addresses
@cway313 = Head Informant...aka supreme snitch
@Felonious Monk = We are still trying to figure out how to best leverage his skillset
me = InternalAffairs/part time deputy during a surge in bad jokes to help out my partner @JamesQuall

@TRick72 You see what your little beaver joke did?

I see myself as a cross between Popeye Doyle and Frank Callahan, but with the fashion sense of Huggy Bear and the magnetic personality of Axel Foley.

 

[BALLHAWKU]

That dumbass fan base thinks everyone should be a nole

When they lose him , they didnt want him anyways

 

[Tony4Canes]

 

[JZCane0825]

Game on