QBS in the Portal as of 11/28

[TitansHope]

Believe it or not, older folks are pretty good at that. Younger folks are the ones that cant even wipe their own *** properly as they tend to swipe left or right, and not back and forth.

there's truth to younger folks today not knowing enough about file systems and the like due to the proliferation of smartphones and tablets, but i don't think someone making the absolute geezer-est of "young people be swiping!!!" jokes is particularly attuned to that lol

 

[Tony4Canes]

Here’s one date confusing me. Is he considered an Underclassman that has to submit paperwork by the 15th??

 

[CaneLife93]

Mario wont give up till paperwork is signed we know this lol .

 

[gary16506]

thank you, appreciate you sharing. guess it would be equally as important to understand the nfl grading system. do these players or nfl teams hold some type of workout for grades to improve? just some thoughts, maybe not worth much discussion really since i seem to understand very little of this process.

The NFL College Advisory Committee does not hold individual workouts for college prospects. Those workouts are held in the spring and before the draft by NFL teams interested in a particular college player who has declared for the draft. The College Advisory Committee gives a student athlete an indication of where they could be possibly taken in the draft. The CAC will state if the Committee feels a player has first or second round potential. It will also state that a player has third round potential, but will recommend the athlete stays in school for that additional year to gain that experience and maturity. The last category is a suggestion that the athlete remain in school with no round projection being made by the CAC. FWIW.

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Getting a Colonoscopy??

Pro tip: When you are getting your semi-annual prostate exam, it's not a good sign if you see both of your doctor's hands on your shoulders.

 

[cway313]

Here’s one date confusing me. Is he considered an Underclassman that has to submit paperwork by the 15th??

Anyone that hasn't used up college eligibility is considered an underclassmen.

 

[Cajuncane]

Whatever you say.

Hey, rocket scientist, refresh my memory, did Bernie Kosar hire an agent for the NFL draft? Or Edgerrin James?

You are trying to act like the draft paperwork and hiring an agent are the same thing.

They are not.

Should I reserve another room? This looks like it may go on for a while…

 

[Noahcane]

@Cribby

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Should I reserve another room? This looks like it may go on for a while…

Nah, my work with this wayward orphan poster is done.

 

[WaterburyCane]

Nah, my work with this wayward orphan poster is done.

I feel like I just watched Butch and Marcellus Wallace team up to kill Zed.

 

[ghost2]

I feel like I just watched Butch and Marcellus Wallace team up to kill Zed.

Zedd's dead.

 

[PIPO]

That gave me a headache.

@ST26 you owe me 2 Excedrin

He’s a candidate for the “Over Kill a continuous point you are incorrect about” award for 2024.

Holy ****, @ST26 - Please take a lap and stop posting on this thread for a while.

 

[Cajuncane]

He’s a candidate for the “Over Kill a continuous point you are incorrect about” award for 2024.

Holy ****, @ST26 - Please take a lap and stop posting on this thread for a while.

You’ve been around long enough to know you should take whatever pain meds you’re gonna take BEFORE you get into a TOC battle with someone….

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

So if Ward told J. Smith he'd pick UM if Smith picked UM ... then if Ward chooses UM now, are we getting Smith?

 

[PIPO]

At this point I’m gonna Venmo Cam Ward to string Mario along for another 2 weeks

Between Candle 2 years in a row and Ward, Mario is bringing this on himself and has no idea what a backup plan is

If this is true, maybe @Reyrey can share his Venmo with Cam since he’s a true believer that Mario had a backup plan beside Ward & Howard.

 

[PIPO]

Pro tip: When you are getting your semi-annual prostate exam, it's not a good sign if you see both of your doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Another pro-tip - check for hand/finger size. If you see one of these types of fingers, run…..

 

[TRick72]

Portal season is quickly surpassing recruiting season as most entertaining for me.

Im just catching up today, but from what I gather, yesterday were were praying for KJ Jefferson and Howard was a pipe dream unless we doubled the offer with the Hey Big Head tax

So 24 hours later Howard is a consolation prize we may have to settle with and we got a couple guys ahead on our new board.

I feel like Im at a casino. One of the shady ones in the Caribbean with like 5 slot machines and 2 table games where you arent sure if the odds are better here than Vegas or if Im about to get fleeced.

 

[Reyrey]

If this is true, maybe @Reyrey can share his Venmo with Cam since he’s a true believer that Mario had a backup plan beside Ward & Howard.

I’m a devils advocate here. Lot of assumptions we don’t have a back up plan. Never said he did or didn’t. But nobody has gotten the intell right so I don’t take not having a back up plan as fact.

On a side note, you gotta be the rainman of CIS to remember me for saying something like that. Respect

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I feel like I just watched Butch and Marcellus Wallace team up to kill Zed.

Yeah, we cool.

cway just lost all his Miami privileges...

 

[pacusmc]

I would assume he would want the qb in before classes start.
When tf is that date before I lose all productivity.