Get in your god **** houses you nitwits. There wont be any football of any kind for two years. I know the thought of not being able to meat gaze black buldges in tight pants is depressing to most of you. However, as a board certified cardiovascular surgeon from the Austrian Medikommasar and a published author of children's poetry, your way of life is ending. Most of you old feeble genetic sloths will die before you see another black buldge in tight pants. Covid is here, your economy will have 2nd order ramifications that you cannot fathom, Fauci has bowel movements with high IQs than easily 90% of you, your childrens' futures are squandered, you will have no black buldge to dream of for a very long time. Now go back to working on your betus and shunting blood from your *****.