Pretty obvious but...

[The Franchise]

So embarrassing. No, we'd rather lose to teams we've favored to beat to avoid getting beat by big, bad Clemson. These people are legitimately brain dead.

They’re brain dead and softer than pudding. They want Diaz fired already for not winning enough, but they don’t want to win enough to win our division. If you’re going to profoundly stupid at least be tough.