Poster-based coaching staff

[HitStick2620]

Think you meant to put water boy next to ***gles name

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

Think you meant to put water boy next to ***gles name

Southparkcane took over as db coach so that could be a new position for fraglet.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

Also hoyacane will be on the BOT with his business acumen. Other posters for administration/BOT positions are being considered.

 

[Hold My Beer]

Where does @I'm james Jackson brother fit in?

Sh*t-talkin' and towel-wavin' sideline get back coach on Saturdays

Probably get ejected his first game for threatening to choke out an official for a "f*ckin' bullsh*t" call

 

[JD08]

Can I have Jen Strawley's job?


Im fat, ugly, and worthless too. So Im perfectly qualified.

It looks like I already have that job. And the same qualifications.

 

[SFbayCane]

It looks like I already have that job. And the same qualifications.

RACISM!!!

 

[JD08]

RACISM!!!

I concede. You have bested me.

 

[ChinstrapCane]

I volunteer to be the Head Spontaneous Celebration Statistician.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

Every OL on recruiting visits we are going to La Carreta for Breakfast

See. Nailed this hire. I'm adding running game coordinator to your plate.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

I volunteer to be the Head Spontaneous Celebration Statistician.

That's perfectly fine. We need to quantify this for sure. I want you to look at multiple period of cfb whenever you do analyze:

1. One period late 80s when we were the only team that actually celebrated
2. 90s when it started to increase, etc.

In relative chunks up until modern day relative to other programs. The hope is the probability of spontaneous celebration is really low relative to some of our prior teams under Diaz, etc.

Our celebrations MATTER.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

RACISM!!!

This woke fan right here we need to trick into doing some sort of dunk tank for fluidity rights or something.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

Critical opening missing...

Bag man: @JeddTheFisch

Well we have several of them already but you're right: JeddTheFisch can be like the 80s version of Luther Campbell for us. He can be as nasty as he wants to be.

 

[RedSquare]

I’d rather be CB’s coach...

That way I could kill two birds with one stone, teach Press man technique & drop off insane amounts of bags to land 4/5-star croots!

If I was HC we’d get the Death penalty after year 1 lol

maybe, my friend.

but that would be a helluva year!

 

[JustAFanHTX]

I’ve gotta be a special teams coach. For some reason my junior year of high school a light clicked and I returned like 7 for a touchdown in a 10 game season lol

 

[Unsider]

Since i shoot blanks at this time of my life, I’ll be the smoke guy in the tunnel.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

Since i shoot blanks at this time of my life, I’ll be the smoke guy in the tunnel.

That’s perfectly fine. If the team plays poorly the prior week you can substitute dry ice.

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

I’ve gotta be a special teams coach. For some reason my junior year of high school a light clicked and I returned like 7 for a touchdown in a 10 game season lol

You and zbrod can split those duties, then. He can stalk 30 plus years Australians and you look for ankle breaking midgets.

 

[OldhamA]

It would never work, they'd all be trying to out-alpha each other.

 

[BS85]

Where does @I'm james Jackson brother fit in?

Security

 

[MyKidIsLoggedIn2MyAccount]

It would never work, they'd all be trying to out-alpha each other.

That’s a concern, isn’t it? But I think we have enough balance to make it work.