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No blind side blocking?? i get this is when HUGE hits happen and players get hurt but as a blocker, its not your job to make sure the guy is looking at you....if hes looking at the ball carrier and gets popped in the chest by a blocker, thats on him. wtf. blind side blocks occur so much...
 
Word on the street is that if there are more than 2 players injured per half that the game is instantly halted and both teams must partake in a poetry jam or drum circle until the official clock expires. Unless there is lightning within a 348 mile radius of the playing field. Then the poetry jam/drum circle ceases and both teams must move indoors and speak of how the #metoo movement has touched their lives.
 
UMFarArcher said:
Maybe it was a misprint.

Maybe it was a TWO-MAN WEDGIE.

You get two guys tugging those drawers up real hard - AKA TWO-MAN WEDGIE - that's enough to also make a guy sing soprano the rest of his life.
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Heaven forbid, are you referencing the mother of all wedgies. The ATOMIC WEDGIE?!??
 
OrangeBowlMagic said:
No, literally only 2 point attempts. Just alternating 2 point tries, no 1st and 10 from the 25. I'm fine with that, how many games go to 5 OTs? 1 every few years?
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5 OTs is too many.

I'd make all teams go for 2 in OT. After the 3rd TD, just the conversion.
 
Tad Footeball said:
Word on the street is that if there are more than 2 players injured per half that the game is instantly halted and both teams must partake in a poetry jam or drum circle until the official clock expires. Unless there is lightning within a 348 mile radius of the playing field. Then the poetry jam/drum circle ceases and both teams must move indoors and speak of how the #metoo movement has touched their lives.
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Drum circles are very dangerous, a loose grip on a drumstick could send one flying inside a player's helmet, right in the eye. The poetry jam is a safer alternative.
 
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ithacane said:
What’s up with the purple people eater in the back with his mouth open?!? Looks like he just got kicked in da nutz
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Great proposed rule changes...if your an opponent to the U! Why don’t they just come up with a rule that penalizes a team for having orange and green in the same uniform.
 
How the **** is a tackler supposed to know where his target's head is going to be when leading with his crown? No one has eyes on top of their heads. I keep seeing ball carriers lower their helmets to draw these calls. Absolute BS and it is encouraging dangerous habits.
 
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I think kickoffs should require both teams to line up all their players, except two returners, ten yards apart and no one can move until the ball is kicked. Low speed blocking, and only a few defenders would get through to chase the runners.
 
They definitely need to have video review of targeting. I remember the FSU game and one other where targeting was called on us then reversed.
 
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