Please tell me this is a joke. It is a joke, right?

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

I bet his fat *** gets group insurance

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

***** so fat his favorite buffet installed speed bumps

 

[Felonious Monk]

It's not nice to pick on the poor guy because he might have a glandular problem.

That said, he looks like the kind of guy who walks with a cane and carries a stool to rest every few minutes.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

***** so fat his license picture says picture continued on the other side

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

***** so fat when he hauls *** he gotta take 2 trips

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

***** so fat he fell in love and broke it

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

***** so fat he eats Wheat Thicks

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

***** so fat he went to Sea World to get baptized

 

[TexasCane90]

Idk why y’all are tripping….

Shemar gonna bounce back In the portal this way in a year… not even worried just hope he doesn’t pick up any bad habits

 

[TheOriginalCane]

In fairness, Moe has killed fewer players than the current aTm DC has.

 

[Damiencane86]

Head of kitchen staff/desserts tray maybe

 

[Canes2082]

Moe is a lot like Charlie from Willy Wonka… Stewart was his golden ticket

 

[gatorsSUCK!]

***** so fat his favorite buffet installed speed bumps

“He needs a boomerang to put on his belt”
Cited Eddie Murphy

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He gotz the diabeetees and he overwait. Please tell me he had the vax.

I'm low-key rooting for "no"...

 

[Brains]

LOL

 

[AtlAtty]

I hope its not a joke and TAM is spending about 3 million per year of their staff budget on this guy.

 

[Garnacho]

That Tender profile pic, though.

What did I miss?

 

[rok]

I mean just look at him.

If you look up "Miami scumbag" in the dictionary you'll see that photo

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I hope its not a joke and TAM is spending about 3 million per year of their staff budget on this guy.

$2 million salary, plus Moe has a $1M deal for NIL. He's going to endorse a burrito company, an auto parts store, and a weekly local TV marathon of old black-and-white movie serials involving three stupid brothers.

 

[JG13]

"Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high

College Station is where I dreamed of, once in a lullaby"