Because it’s an aisle seat, and I only book aisle seats.
Because she’s tiny and would not crowd my aisle seat.
Because she broke up with Carson, so maybe just maybe….
Because maybe I could chat ball with Mario from across the aisle.
I'd pick #1 because Michael Irvin is simply one of the most awesome Canes ever to live. A side benefit is that we'd end up being so loud that the flight crew would make sure we were the first ones off the plane.