ROTFLMAO. keep going por favor.
Let's jump to the end of the Randy Shannon era for a couple quick stories.
First, after that loss to USF, everyone in the building knew it was over. We hadn't even finished packing our gear in the stadium when my boss grabbed me and said, "this next week is going to be one of the worst you will experience while here. What's about to happen is the best thing for the program, but a lot of good people are going to lose jobs. Remember that as this week plays out."
He wasn't wrong. It was weird to see a fanbase celebrate as friends packed their offices.
Now lets talk about the bowl game.
Stoutland did an amazing job rallying the few guys he had left that gave a **** to play hard, but so many guys had checked out when the season didn't go as planned. (I talked earlier that Shannon had the right mindset, but horrible execution. Expectations were a bit part of that. He knew to set goals high, but no idea how to keep guys focused when competing for a Title was a pipe dream.) But Whipple was unbelievably butthurt that he wasn't named interim coach. He fought non-stop with everyone during bowl prep and staged what can only be described as a mutiny on game day. I was on coach coms and Whipple had every other coach ****ed off at him the entire game. We had three hurry up plays that he would call with one word and the whole team knew exactly what to do. His favorite was "NASCAR". I don't remember it exactly, but from what I remember, the TE would run into the flat, RB would run a middle screen, one WR ran a skinny post, and I can't remember what the other WR did. ND had it scouted perfectly. I mean so perfect that I'm 100% sure they even knew the name of the play. First time we ran it, ND had everything covered and baited the Skinny post. Jacory threw it down the middle and had it picked off.
Next drive, called it again, they ran the same coverage, baited the skinny post, Jacory doesn't have the arm to fit it in, INT.
3rd time, Another INT. 4th time I believe ended up in a sack. After the first two times, the word NASCAR out of Whipple's mouth led to pretty much the entire coaching staff throwing a fit. I was on coach coms that game and I would switch over to defense and they would all be melting down. They were convinced that Whipple was calling **** plays on purpose. I don't blame them.
Post Golden-pre Randy
From being on the "inside" the Gruden stuff was very real. The whole "players have been notified" thing really happened. I remember Laron Byrd getting a text message in our sports psychology class, and immediately looking at me and saying "You won't believe this ****" 5 min later the infamous tweet went out.
What happened next, I never found out then we got Golden who really killed that opening press conference. He had the entire hecht ready to run through a wall.