The wife always tell me to read stuff before I buy them. I went into the supermarket and saw dollar packages of mozzarella cheese! I just grabbed a few bags stuffed them in the basket and checked out. Got home to brag about the deal my wife read the indigents on the back! Guess what? First she gives me the evil eye and ask if I read the ingredients. I felt like an idiot just off the evil look she gave...however i said NO! She gave me the bag and ask if I can find anything that said cheese?! needless to say I got suckered again and bought some fake *** mozzarella cheese!!
So! The fake *** mozzarella cheese goes to the whole offensive coaching staff!!