OT: Paranos Tears

[JD08]

I may have an affinity for rubenesque ladies but I draw the line at good hygiene and trailer trash. So put some respect on that when discussing my fabulous feminine fluffies. Especially considering they have most likely been some your best patrons over the years.

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Good hygiene? Half of the women you post couldn't scratch their own ***, let alone wipe it.

Trailer trash, I will agree.

 

[Paranos]

Good hygiene? Half of the women you post couldn't scratch their own ***, let alone wipe it.

Trailer trash, I will agree.

The secret my cane brethren is to avoid big women with short arms.

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[Plzwork4]

Good hygiene? Half of the women you post couldn't scratch their own ***, let alone wipe it.

Trailer trash, I will agree.

They ride their eWheels M34 Travel Mobility Scooters thru the Marathon Car Wash at least 3 times/week.

 

[JD08]

They ride their eWheels M34 Travel Mobility Scooters thru their local Marathon Car Wash at least 3 times/week.

I guess you could scout their house for a bidet before doing the deed, but still.

 

[Plzwork4]

Aww P...I'm hurt dawg

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I may have an affinity for rubenesque ladies but I draw the line at good hygiene and trailer trash. So put some respect on that when discussing my fabulous feminine fluffies. Especially considering they have most likely been some of your best patrons over the years.

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@caneinorlando does NOT work at Golden Corral.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

@caneinorlando does NOT work at Golden Corral.

I'm working on an Ice Cold Porter at the moment.....thats about it...some yardwork..Gardening etc....now Libation time...Lol

 

[Paranos]

@caneinorlando does NOT work at Golden Corral.

Oh so you know it! I am more of a Texas De Brazil or capital grill type now, but back in the day I was cool with some Golden Corral, Bennigans, Sizzler, etc.

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[Paranos]

Aww P...I'm hurt dawg

Don't worry medical attention is on the way.

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[423Hurricane]

Ouch. That long back nastiness in post 5 is hurtful to my eyes.

Defiantly a case of the chemical disease no assatall.

 

[MovingZen]

board shenanigans are the best!!

 

[canesplaymaker]

I’m with you RVA. They can keep that fat *** booty.
A good rule to live by... if their biceps are bigger than yours it’s a pass.

 

[Tad Footeball]

You still with the wife, @Paranos?

 

[RVACane]

You still with the wife, @Paranos?

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That’s literally how I picture him.

 

[UMFarArcher]

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Exactly.

Why ya'll gotta mess with Paranos like that?

Not my preference - but I understand those big women keep you warm in Winter and in shade in the Summer.

 

[UMFarArcher]

You still with the wife, @Paranos?

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I'd pay admission to see that . . .

Gonna need a safety harness to keep from falling in . . . and maybe a crash helmet.

 

[Tad Footeball]

I'd pay admission to see that . . .

Exactly. UM can roll my season ticket balance over to cover admission to THAT show.

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

Don't worry medical attention is on the way.

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Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks.....

 

[miamicanephins]

The secret my cane brethren is to avoid big women with short arms.

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Are these arms too short @Paranos?

Spoiler

 

[Paranos]

Are these arms too short @Paranos?

Spoiler

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Ah yeah that's a hard past, you crazy for even post that.
This is more my style I like them big an athletic an flexible.

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