OT: Paranos Tears

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Christ that second girl in the OP

 

[1LuvCane]

 

[RVACane]

That’s a Paranos 10. @Paranos is this attractive to you?

 

[Baba Yaga]

 

[RVACane]

Don't worry medical attention is on the way.

Go Canes

 

[PIPO]

@Paranos , you’re derailing Gator Tears with your collection of woolly mammoths. You’re making me suffer. Now you can suffer.

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I hope you suffer through all of this lean body mass. Then you’ll know how I feel when you shamelessly spam us with cellulite.

 

[miamicanephins]

Ah yeah that's a hard past, you crazy for even post that.
This is more my style I like them big an athletic an flexible.

Go Canes

Too thin?

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[RVACane]

Too thin?

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He probably looks at that like we look at his ladies.

 

[1LuvCane]

That’s a Paranos 10. @Paranos is this attractive to you?

She has the curves...

 

[paksat]

w/e happened to that poster with that girl in his avatar in a bikini?

think the bikini had a star on the side of it, the f did that guy quit posting?

 

[Paranos]

He probably looks at that like we look at his ladies.

Not at all I can appreciate a thinner woman, but she has to have a big ole booty. In college I dated a girl for 3 weeks who was Ms. Maine but I couldn't take feeling her tail bone when she sat on my lap, so it ended. We all like what we like. She flipped out on me big time when she found out I left her for a big girl.

Go Canes

 

[RVACane]

Not at all I can appreciate a thinner woman, but she has to have a big ole booty. In college I dated a girl for 3 weeks who was Ms. Maine but I couldn't take feeling her tail bone when she sat on my lap, so it ended. We all like what we like. She flipped out on me big time when she found out I left her for a big girl.

Go Canes

That’ll be a no for me dawg

 

[PBJFanatic]

He says he liked them big, fit and flexible. Here you go big fella.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Not at all I can appreciate a thinner woman, but she has to have a big ole booty. In college I dated a girl for 3 weeks who was Ms. Maine but I couldn't take feeling her tail bone when she sat on my lap, so it ended. We all like what we like. She flipped out on me big time when she found out I left her for a big girl.

Go Canes

Keep on keep'n on. I applaud you.

Even if I need to wear a hard hat and drive a fork lift.

I kid...I kid....

 

[RVACane]

He says he liked them big, fit and flexible. Here you go big fella.

I don’t think he’s a big fella. I think they’re big. Have you see the P-Man? @Tad Footeball knows him and here’s a photo Tad took of him:

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I don’t think he’s a big fella. I think they’re big. Have you see the P-Man? @Tad Footeball knows him and here’s a photo Tad took of him:

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I’ve always pictured @Paranos as being about 135 pounds soaking wet

 

[miamicanephins]

 

[RVACane]

I’ve always pictured @Paranos as being about 135 pounds soaking wet

I actually envision him looking like a taller version of that guy. I know he said he’s like half Haitian and that guy looks like he could be half Haitian. I envision the Duvalier glasses and dress style. And just some strange obsession with huh-yuuuuuuge women.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I actually envision him looking like a taller version of that guy. I know he said he’s like half Haitian and that guy looks like he could be half Haitian. I envision the Duvalier glasses and dress style. And just some strange obsession with huh-yuuuuuuge women.

Sounds about right. He’s probably one of those guys that had the same condition I had in high school. I could eat and eat and eat and not put on any weight.

 

[RVACane]

Serious question @Paranos - is this little man actually capable of intercourse with this women? Like that little pencil can’t reach past all those layers and if it does it’ll get broken really quickly, no?