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Some critical questions:She squeezed into this outfit
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(1) What's the tensile strength of that fabric?
(2) How did her tailor gain access to NASA-level tech?
(3) Crane or pulley?
Some critical questions:She squeezed into this outfit
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She squeezed into this outfit
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Fam, that right knee is ****ed as ****. Jeezuz.
Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral have to have @Paranos -date friendly seating, booth or table.
So quality AND quantity?Ahhhh no! Big girls tend to have higher dining standards. Now Cracker Barrel makes the list for comfort food, but Golden Corral is a non-starter.
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So they can use the table as an actual chair for this wildebeest.
Paranos’ dates destroy regular human chairs and they can’t squeeze into a booth.
I avoid buffets like I’m trying to avoid Covid. Navigating around the chairs pushed out into aisles for extra waist room, kids using their hands as ladles, and granny stuffing her purse with biscuits and country ham isn’t very appealing.Next time you are in a buffet place or a southern breakfast place, look around at all the fat chicks, then look at where they are sitting. It'll be like the ending of The Usual Suspects, all of a sudden it will hit you what has been going on all along.
Here’s an oldie but goodie:Now see that's just ignorant. Considering the average size of an American woman is 18/20.
Average Waist Size for Women: Measurements, Ratios, and More
The average waist size for women in the United States has increased since last year. We'll discuss averages, ratios, and why a waist circumference isn't the only indicator of health.www.healthline.com
So ya'll go ahead talk your ****, but guest what that just leaves more beautiful women that are comfortable in their own skin for curvy connoisseur like myself and the closeted chubby chasers of CIS.
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Well, thats my sleep ruined.
I avoid buffets like I’m trying to avoid Covid. Navigating around the chairs pushed out into aisles for extra waist room, kids using their hands as ladles, and granny stuffing her purse with biscuits and country ham isn’t very appealing.
Or just take her to Denny's. They've been ahead of that curve for a while.
If you grease the booth and edge of the table with clarified butter, you can stuff a Paranos girl into a booth.
But not about the differences of salted and unsalted butter and its effect on your cholesterolDidn’t we already have a thread about clarified butter?
Now see that's just ignorant. Considering the average size of an American woman is 18/20.
Average Waist Size for Women: Measurements, Ratios, and More
The average waist size for women in the United States has increased since last year. We'll discuss averages, ratios, and why a waist circumference isn't the only indicator of health.www.healthline.com
So ya'll go ahead talk your ****, but guest what that just leaves more beautiful women that are comfortable in their own skin for curvy connoisseur like myself and the closeted chubby chasers of CIS.
Go Canes
You call this “more to love”....medical science calls it “co-morbidities”
Paranos - you should change your name to The Gravy VampireDenny's **** no! IHop yes or if not available then First Watch, then as a last resort Cracker Barrel.
But real talk if you handled your business the night before, then she will have breakfast made and waiting for you after she has woken you up with a good n proper , good morning monica Lewinsky service.
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Link please.Didn’t we already have a thread about clarified butter?
Yall didnt have a thread about that, did you?But not about the differences of salted and unsalted butter and its effect on your cholesterol
Paranos - you should change your name to The Gravy Vampire