OT: Moar Friends...

[No_Fly_Zone]

She squeezed into this outfit
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Some critical questions:

(1) What's the tensile strength of that fabric?
(2) How did her tailor gain access to NASA-level tech?
(3) Crane or pulley?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

She squeezed into this outfit
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Booths are made out of wood. That outfit is made out of some super-fiber from the Planet Krypton, just like Superman's cape.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Fam, that right knee is ****ed as ****. Jeezuz.

That knee should be on Tosh.0.

 

[Paranos]

Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral have to have @Paranos -date friendly seating, booth or table.

Ahhhh no! Big girls tend to have higher dining standards. Now Cracker Barrel makes the list for comfort food, but Golden Corral is a non-starter.

Go Canes

 

[JD08]

Ahhhh no! Big girls tend to have higher dining standards. Now Cracker Barrel makes the list for comfort food, but Golden Corral is a non-starter.

Go Canes

So quality AND quantity?

 

[Paranos]

So they can use the table as an actual chair for this wildebeest.

Paranos’ dates destroy regular human chairs and they can’t squeeze into a booth.

Now see that's just ignorant. Considering the average size of an American woman is 18/20.

Average Waist Size for Women: Measurements, Ratios, and More

The average waist size for women in the United States has increased since last year. We'll discuss averages, ratios, and why a waist circumference isn't the only indicator of health.

www.healthline.com

So ya'll go ahead talk your ****, but guest what that just leaves more beautiful women that are comfortable in their own skin for curvy connoisseur like myself and the closeted chubby chasers of CIS.

Go Canes

 

[423Hurricane]

Next time you are in a buffet place or a southern breakfast place, look around at all the fat chicks, then look at where they are sitting. It'll be like the ending of The Usual Suspects, all of a sudden it will hit you what has been going on all along.

I avoid buffets like I’m trying to avoid Covid. Navigating around the chairs pushed out into aisles for extra waist room, kids using their hands as ladles, and granny stuffing her purse with biscuits and country ham isn’t very appealing.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I would like to commend @RVACane for the name of this thread. It works on multiple levels...

 

[RVACane]

Now see that's just ignorant. Considering the average size of an American woman is 18/20.

Average Waist Size for Women: Measurements, Ratios, and More

The average waist size for women in the United States has increased since last year. We'll discuss averages, ratios, and why a waist circumference isn't the only indicator of health.

www.healthline.com

So ya'll go ahead talk your ****, but guest what that just leaves more beautiful women that are comfortable in their own skin for curvy connoisseur like myself and the closeted chubby chasers of CIS.

Go Canes

Here’s an oldie but goodie:

 

[Deleted member 26015]

Here’s an oldie but goodie:

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Well, thats my sleep ruined.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I avoid buffets like I’m trying to avoid Covid. Navigating around the chairs pushed out into aisles for extra waist room, kids using their hands as ladles, and granny stuffing her purse with biscuits and country ham isn’t very appealing.

You don't have to go for the food.

You just need to look around and then have your moment when you finally figure out who Keyser Soze is...

 

[Paranos]

Or just take her to Denny's. They've been ahead of that curve for a while.

Denny's **** no! IHop yes or if not available then First Watch, then as a last resort Cracker Barrel.

But real talk if you handled your business the night before, then she will have breakfast made and waiting for you after she has woken you up with a good n proper , good morning monica Lewinsky service.

Go Canes

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

If you grease the booth and edge of the table with clarified butter, you can stuff a Paranos girl into a booth.

Didn’t we already have a thread about clarified butter?

 

[CaneLife93]

Didn’t we already have a thread about clarified butter?

But not about the differences of salted and unsalted butter and its effect on your cholesterol

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Now see that's just ignorant. Considering the average size of an American woman is 18/20.

Average Waist Size for Women: Measurements, Ratios, and More

The average waist size for women in the United States has increased since last year. We'll discuss averages, ratios, and why a waist circumference isn't the only indicator of health.

www.healthline.com

So ya'll go ahead talk your ****, but guest what that just leaves more beautiful women that are comfortable in their own skin for curvy connoisseur like myself and the closeted chubby chasers of CIS.

Go Canes

You call this “more to love”....medical science calls it “co-morbidities”

 

[Paranos]

You call this “more to love”....medical science calls it “co-morbidities”

Potato / potatoe it maybe fat pu$$y but more often than not it's good wet *** pu$$y!

NSFW- but speaks the truth **** it!


Go Canes

 

[PIPO]

Denny's **** no! IHop yes or if not available then First Watch, then as a last resort Cracker Barrel.

But real talk if you handled your business the night before, then she will have breakfast made and waiting for you after she has woken you up with a good n proper , good morning monica Lewinsky service.

Go Canes

Paranos - you should change your name to The Gravy Vampire

 

[423Hurricane]

Didn’t we already have a thread about clarified butter?

Link please.

 

[Deleted member 26015]

But not about the differences of salted and unsalted butter and its effect on your cholesterol

Yall didnt have a thread about that, did you?

 

[Paranos]

Paranos - you should change your name to The Gravy Vampire

Nah my cane brother your mistaken, I get the gravy sucked out of me as only a big beautiful woman can.

Go Canes