OT: Moar Friends...

[RVACane]

So they can use the table as an actual chair for this wildebeest.

Paranos’ dates destroy regular human chairs and they can’t squeeze into a booth.

If you grease the booth and edge of the table with clarified butter, you can stuff a Paranos girl into a booth.

 

[JD08]

If you grease the booth and edge of the table with clarified butter, you can stuff a Paranos girl into a booth.

Or just take her to Denny's. They've been ahead of that curve for a while.

 

[423Hurricane]

Ok Ruby, I’m lifting your 1 day board ban and your thread ban in celebration of Maude Madness. I’d like to get to a point of not banning people for innocuous references. I will need to consult with the Maude Squad as to what we can and can’t do at this point To get us there while strictly enforcing no opinions and similar types of things.

You’ve singlehandedly experienced Maude Madness. The newly knighted Maude Squad will bring some much needed assistance dealing with all the madness

 

[RVACane]

Usually I would ask too, but the last time Germany wanted to have a lot of power over something, it didnt end too well.

No issues from me and you know I’m ******. As I said to you before, that stuff has nothing to do with you and the generations today and I don’t harbor 1 bit of that your way. You’d do great here!

 

[RVACane]

Or just take her to Denny's. They've been ahead of that curve for a while.

Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral have to have @Paranos -date friendly seating, booth or table.

 

[423Hurricane]

Or just take her to Denny's. They've been ahead of that curve for a while.

Never thought the dining table options would be a major consideration when choosing a dining establishment.

 

[Deleted member 26015]

No issues from me and you know I’m ******. As I said to you before, that stuff has nothing to do with you and the generations today and I don’t harbor 1 bit of that your way. You’d do great here!

I know, thats why I made the joke.

 

[JD08]

Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral have to have @Paranos -date friendly seating, booth or table.

I'm pretty sure most of those have lifetime bans from Golden Corral.

 

[RVACane]

I know, thats why I made the joke.

Sorry man, my mind’s all over the place.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If you grease the booth and edge of the table with clarified butter, you can stuff a Paranos girl into a booth.

I mean, the clarified butter HELPS, but the laws of physics still exist. I'm not sure you can squeeze a 50 inch waist into a 36 inch booth.

 

[RVACane]

Never thought the dining table options would be a major consideration when choosing a dining establishment.

 

[RVACane]

I mean, the clarified butter HELPS, but the laws of physics still exist. I'm not sure you can squeeze a 50 inch waist into a 36 inch booth.

She squeezed into this outfit

 

[Deleted member 26015]

Sorry man, my mind’s all over the place.

Dont stress it, bro.

 

[Deleted member 26015]

She squeezed into this outfit
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Fam, that right knee is ****ed as ****. Jeezuz.

 

[JD08]

She squeezed into this outfit
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Problem is that wasn't sold as a pencil dress, it was a muu-muu.

 

[theribdoctor]

If you grease the booth and edge of the table with clarified butter, you can stuff a Paranos girl into a booth.

We are gonna need a bigger booth.

 

[theribdoctor]

She squeezed into this outfit
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[TheOriginalCane]

Never thought the dining table options would be a major consideration when choosing a dining establishment.

Next time you are in a buffet place or a southern breakfast place, look around at all the fat chicks, then look at where they are sitting. It'll be like the ending of The Usual Suspects, all of a sudden it will hit you what has been going on all along.

 

[Mnhurricane]

Fam, that right knee is ****ed as ****. Jeezuz.

Better than 50% chance she has to cut it off to get it off

 

[Deleted member 26015]

Better than 50% chance she has to cut it off to get it off

I wonder if its actually there or if her knee has transformed into a massive ball of fat.