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The only Cat 5 tomorrow will be the ones enjoyed at Sandbar in the Grove and the only thing European models are good for are for stealing your cocaine and chain smoking.

That said, if I die on Monday then please direct my entire estate to be bequeathed to Mondriel Fulcher. He'll know what to do with the stolen art.

 
paksat said:

I remember last year when they said Michael was gonna be a 1, then a 2... 18 hours later basically a cat 5 slammed into florida

Hurricane matthew, then hurricane irma, then hurricane michael, now this ****???

I love florida brahs but this is getting out of hand.. this thing was projected to be a 2 yesterday and now they're calling for a 4

it's gonna be a borderline 5 mark my fcking words.
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Love ya dude but we had a lot of fun at your expense during one of these storms years ago.

**** I’ve been on this board a while now.
 
This is actually normal. Not getting hit for a long period was abnormal. These last 3-4 years is how it should be. Recharge the aquifer, open up dense forest. Its the way of mother nature. Down south, gotta watch the lake, things could get interesting when 4-6 feet of water gets collected.

Hopefully some people will move back north after this lol
 
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If this hurricane hits Orlando, there’s no safer place to be during the storm than La Casa de @Paranos where you can make good use of those ladies he posts to block doors and windows and also hide behind to safely shield yourselves from flying debris.

Paranos Chicks: They’re not just for oversized corn-fed loving and producing large future lineman anymore.
 
Crazy the range this storm has. People spanning 250 miles are gearing up for possible direct landfall.
 
Badbart43 said:
I may be wrong, but normally these things turn North as they approach the coast, right?
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They go north the whole time technically. They are directed by other weather systems. The Cape Canaveral cape has a history of deflecting storms north of it though. This one tracks south of that landmark so far. Weve had plenty of hurricanes cut across the state before
 
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RVACane said:
I got lucky here in the DR. Hopefully it turns away from you guys.
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DR is protected by the hand of God I swear. Haiti has been destroyed. PR has been destroyed. DR always looks those Hurricanes square in the eye and slaps them to the side.
 
Smokin Sebastian said:
They go north the whole time technically. They are directed by other weather systems. The Cape Canaveral cape has a history of deflecting storms north of it though. This one tracks south of that landmark so far. Weve had plenty of hurricanes cut across the state before
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With respect to Florida they don’t always turn north, sometimes they cut across and then they turn north, but he was asking do they normally turn north before they hit the coast. It just depends on the model and what else is brewing in the atmosphere. I’m not an expert, I’ve just seen enough do all kinds of crazy stuff including keep going west all the way into the gulf
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
With respect to Florida they don’t always turn north, sometimes they cut across and then they turn north, but he was asking do they normally turn north before they hit the coast. It just depends on the model and what else is brewing in the atmosphere. I’m not an expert, I’ve just seen enough do all kinds of crazy stuff including keep going west all the way into the gulf
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Thats exactly what my post said lol
 
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