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FSU podcast just ranked their players 1-40 on the roster breaking down who they are and why they are ranked where they are. Oh my god does that team suck. It’s worth a listen because there are guys in their top 5-10 you have never heard of. Transfers from places that I literally did not know had football programs. They are really really bad. And their podcasters know it. They are laughing at how pathetic this squad is throughout. We were way better off under Golden and Diaz.
Ashton Daniels threw 3 TOUCHDOWN PASSES in 120 attempts

1 TD every 40 times he threw the ball

It would have taken him 1,300+ passes to hit Mensahs 34 TDs

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They'd be better off with Gene Simmons. Interestingly though their current coach may be the long lost twin of Richard Simmons.


GeneSimmonsFromKiss would have that F$U Athletic Department profitable in no time.

F$U lunchboxes, F$U guitar picks, F$U coffins...you name it, GeneSimmonsFromKiss knows how to sell it...
 
GeneSimmonsFromKiss would have that F$U Athletic Department profitable in no time.

F$U lunchboxes, F$U guitar picks, F$U coffins...you name it, GeneSimmonsFromKiss knows how to sell it...
He'd open a Blue Oyster Bar on campus and that place would be packed! They'd play Lick it up on repeat and the whole football team would be there.
 
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