Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[TheOriginalCane]

They were flexing they fit that jag
Then hit with the truth

Who?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Let's see, a LB without an ACL. "He doesn't need that, coach!"

A deaf OT. "We have an excellent ASL program."

Next, an Orthodox ****** QB from Brooklyn Rabbinical Seminary flag football team. "He's the best dual threat QB we've seen, coach, he just can't play on Saturdays."

That ****** QB sounds like a perfect fit, because the SemenHoles can't play on Saturdays either...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

FSU is such a disgrace!!! the barrier to being a D1 football player is so low now. They should schedule Kaiser, ITT Tech, Hialeah Miami Lakes Trojans, Richmond Giants and go from there.

They'd STILL go 4-8...

 

[simplycanes]

That ****** QB sounds like a perfect fit, because the SemenHoles can't play on Saturdays either...

Thursday night slate!

 

[chrisRMNU]

When you go 2-10 and then 5-7, any halfway decent player is gonna want to get TF out of there post haste.

Not just that, but it's a well known secret that Norvell is only there because they don't have enough money to fire him. Nobody wants to be involved in a situation like that. It's gonna be a long few years for them.

 

[grover]

They might be better off just forfeiting all of next season and then firing Norvell.

I suggested back in November after they lost to UF that they should have turned Norvell into an emeritus HC and hired a hungry up and coming FCS guy for 1M base plus a bonus for every win. Worst case they keep losing but get the Norvell stink off the program so they can at least retain the little talent they have and go fresh into the portal and 2027 recruiting cycle. They’re in full nuclear meltdown right now.

 

[simplycanes]

FSU recruiting, probably.

 

[thatmaxwellkid]

FSU is such a disgrace!!! the barrier to being a D1 football player is so low now. They should schedule Kaiser, ITT Tech, Hialeah Miami Lakes Trojans, Richmond Giants and go from there.

Bishop Sycamore too!

 

[Cane787pr]

 

[Fart Keyhole]

Maybe their new recruiting coordinator is actually still working for Mario.

 

[KANE]

Nah. Literal helll is dealing with 47 scholarship losses and - even worse - the murder of a football player and having state rival schools exploit these tragedies to steal talent from our backyard. They can go fugg themselves.

Forever and ever….. Amen!

 

[KANE]

This may be the best one
Flexing they got a SEC tackle
Dude can’t hear hahahahahha
the recruiting is manny level bad

Bruh…. This can’t be real. They have an OT, that can’t fuccin hear?! My ***** guessing the **** snap count? You know I wanna laugh….. but I also don’t wanna go to ****…… U Kno what? Fucc it!!!?

 

[KANE]

Moaaaaaaar

Is he worth a ****? Do we need to kick the tires here?

 

[Distructobot3000]

They were flexing they fit that jag
Then hit with the truth

I can only imagine the reaction when they see the video of their top TE target entering the football facility on his official visit…

 

[caneingville]

I can only imagine the reaction when they see the video of their top TE target entering the football facility on his official visit…

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Y'all have me laughing so hard I had to get a tissue for my LITERAL TEARS!

Hold up, maybe Prison Mike's massages are just physical therapy?

 

[JD08]

They might be better off just forfeiting all of next season and then firing Norvell.

Mike Norvell is FSU's death penalty.

 

[jsy]

Bruh…. This can’t be real. They have an OT, that can’t fuccin hear?! My ***** guessing the **** snap count? You know I wanna laugh….. but I also don’t wanna go to ****…… U Kno what? Fucc it!!!?
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That’s what I said
It’s like wtf u can’t make up this level of nonsense

 

[GojiraCane]

Returning Players from 2025 Season:

• WR: 5
• TE: 2
• RB: 3
• OL: 8
• QB: 1
• DT: 3
• DE: 2
• LB 4
• S: 3
• CB: 6

 

[thepfink]

Returning Players from 2025 Season:

• WR: 5
• TE: 2
• RB: 3
• OL: 8
• QB: 1
• DT: 3
• DE: 2
• LB 4
• S: 3
• CB: 6

They retained about half of their team, but the part they retained are players who were backups or didn’t play much at all.

 

[GojiraCane]

They retained about half of their team, but the part they retained are players who were backups or didn’t play much at all.

Or in some cases, highly rated recruits entering their second season.