Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[thepfink]

Returning Players from 2025 Season:

• WR: 5
• TE: 2
• RB: 3
• OL: 8
• QB: 1
• DT: 3
• DE: 2
• LB 4
• S: 3
• CB: 6

They retained about half of their team, but the part they retained are players who were backups or didn’t play much at all.

 

[GojiraCane]

They retained about half of their team, but the part they retained are players who were backups or didn’t play much at all.

Or in some cases, highly rated recruits entering their second season.

 

[Calicane02]

Talk about falling up

 

[BALLHAWKU]

Up to 38 https://247sports.com/college/flori...football/transferportal/?institutionkey=24010

 

[Arehel]

Talk about falling up

He'll play the Jaden Harris role.

 

[Arehel]

Returning Players from 2025 Season:

• WR: 5
• TE: 2
• RB: 3
• OL: 8
• QB: 1
• DT: 3
• DE: 2
• LB 4
• S: 3
• CB: 6

At this point, just grab a strong G5 HC and tell him to bring his whole team.

You can't have a season with that amount of players, even if they add 2 per position, not a chance. They'll have more coaches then players.

 

[thatmaxwellkid]

Y'all have me laughing so hard I had to get a tissue for my LITERAL TEARS!

Hold up, maybe Prison Mike's massages are just physical therapy?

Indeed it is. In order to save money and afford more Juco cripples and deaf lineman, the Trailerhassee Waste Management Collective eliminated the P/T department and gave Prison Mike the new title of head corch/pt specialist/lead hug manager/Amway distributor.

 

[TomAce]

 

[MedleyCane]

Let's see, a LB without an ACL. "He doesn't need that, coach!"

A deaf OT. "We have an excellent ASL program."

Next, an Orthodox ****** QB from Brooklyn Rabbinical Seminary flag football team. "He's the best dual threat QB we've seen, coach, he just can't play on Saturdays."

Well, don't they have a circus academy at the school?
Perhaps they can add the shortest and tallest players from the portal plus get a bearded lady on PWO as well.

 

[thatmaxwellkid]

On this guy's official visit, I heard Memphis Mike showed up on crutches so he could make him feel wanted! Part of the Trailerhassee Waste Management Collective's new approach.

 

[Chicken_N_Roffles]

 

[Canes Legacy]

Live by the portal, die by the portal

 

[GojiraCane]

At this point, just grab a strong G5 HC and tell him to bring his whole team.

You can have a season with that amount of players, even if they add 2 per position, not a chance. They'll have more coaches then players.

From the 2025 class they've already lost:

Wide Receiver:

Jayvan Boggs

0.9288

Offensive Line:

Mario Nash Jr.

0.8945

Defensive Tackle:

Tyeland Coleman

0.8708

Defensive End:

Darryll Desir

0.8959

Mandrell Desir

0.8744

Cornerback:

Shamar Arnoux

0.8932

Four 4 stars and two 3 stars gone after one year.

 

[GojiraCane]

Live by the portal, die by the portal

Just 38 returning players from the 2025 season.

 

[simplycanes]

Just 38 returning players from the 2025 season.

You mean 38 WARRIORS who beat Alabama.

 

[SpikeUM]

Yikes ND to FSU?

Kindda like going from Jessica Alba to Rosie Odonell?

 

[Cajuncane]

Perhaps you are unaware of the healing power of NECK RUBS. Mike isn’t.

FIFY

 

[Cajuncane]

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[Golsen82]

Kindda like going from Jessica Alba to Rosie Odonell?

Or Jessica Simpson to Ellen DeGeneres

 

[thatmaxwellkid]

Allocating a portion of the NIL money for Sharpies!