Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[WeBallinBoyz]

Get ready for another round of Josh Pate related tears as he just did his review of their spring game and actually called DJ pedestrian- nothing special just what you would expect. Raw skills. Raw game.


Tears commence

I love Josh pate.

He’s 100% correct. No team with DJ at QB will be a serious playoff contender unless they’re absolutely stellar on defense + have an unstoppable running game.

Norvell cannot fix his passing flaws. He stares down receivers, holds onto the ball too long at times, and is easily tricked by disguised coverages. Moreover, FSU has a pretty pedestrian WR room based on what I saw in the spring game, which amplifies the passing game issue.

What he can do however, is use DJ’s legs. They’ll use him a lot on short conversions and look to probably chew clock with sustained drives. Puts a lot of pressure on your defense stand firm for 60 minutes. If you go up double digits in the 2H and force Norvell to open up the passing game, that’s where it can get ugly rather quickly.

 

[CaneLos]

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Alternative stats???? Lmaoooo wtf???

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Fantastic.

Hykeem is a 5-star blocking TE...

The **** you read on the SemenHole boards...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I watched a playback of their spring game and ****, DJU was awful. By far the worst QB of the Big Three Florida schools in their respective spring games. He was his usual 50% from the field, and would've thrown 2-3 picks if they weren't dropped by their DBs. WR's also looked awful as did their OL.

People up there are absolutely delusional if they think that team is doing anything. 8-4/9-3 at best, and that's with the WRs that have never done anything stepping up.

You people are MEAN!

F$U is going to win their first 5 games and then make "Unconquered 5-0" rings for the entire team!

 

[Dwinstitles]

You people are MEAN!

F$U is going to win their first 5 games and then make "Unconquered 5-0" rings for the entire team!

They going to install new bathrooms and make rings for shiny toilets

 

[shoeless]

Surprised the rings didn’t have an outline of the glitter guys on one of the sides

 

[OldhamA]

13-0 rings when they were 13-1? That's pathetic...

I bet that Georgia game wiped out their positive points differential they had for the season too.

 

[Imukat]

Now they’re saying their WR are good but they have the best DB’s in the nation.

 

[FL Cane]

Now they’re saying their WR are good but they have the best DB’s in the nation.

Cypress and Shyheim Brown are solid DB's, but who else are they talking about?? Earl Jr. who has two tackles all time? Davonte Brown who did absolutely nothing here last year?

 

[Imukat]

Cypress and Shyheim Brown are solid DB's, but who else are they talking about?? Earl Jr. who has two tackles all time? Davonte Brown who did absolutely nothing here last year?

Edwin Joseph is one, but they said he’s in the dog house and may transfer. These guys gave DJ a B/B+ in spring game. Same clown that said Ward was inconsistent.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Now they’re saying their WR are good but they have the best DB’s in the nation.

The ones who dropped multiple INTs? Including the one where the DB was so eager to make the "incomplete" signal that he muffed an INT?

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

The ones who dropped multiple INTs? Including the one where the DB was so eager to make the "incomplete" signal that he muffed an INT?

My favorite is their writers who are saying that dju just throws the ball too hard and well and the receivers will adjust

 

[TheOriginalCane]

My favorite is their writers who are saying that dju just throws the ball too hard and well and the receivers will adjust

Yes. Plus DJ is a perfectionist, and he cares too much...

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Yes. Plus DJ is a perfectionist, and he cares too much...

I like that they’re making his weaknesses sound like strengths

 

[shoeless]

This is the same fanbase and writers (their writers are just glorified fans) that did a story on how James Blackman was “spinning the ball” so well under the new great coaching staff.

 

[Cajuncane]

Official stats but Clay “One in the Fink, One in Stink” says he’s going to publish his own stats. I guess the real ones aren’t impressive enough to back up their lies.

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Kind of dispels the myth that the defense is so good that’s why Ukulele sucked looking at these stats..

 

[Cajuncane]

They going to install new bathrooms and make rings for shiny toilets

Well they were till they spent the urinal money on those crappy rings..

 

[BALLHAWKU]

I’m sure most of the WR drops will be corrected once J Smiff gets up to speed and running with the 1s there.

Who is j smiff ?

 

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[TheEye]

I would love to see FSU $#!t the bed this season after throwing around weight and claiming to be an elite program. ACC is suing them. That would be a tough sell for their future conference if the wheels fall off.