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PIPO said:
@RVACane

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Yes - FSPOO is the new Tulsa.

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RVACane said:
The gaytors would be crying about how it’s unfair - you know - having to compete against ULL’s Western Louisiana oil money. Same thing here or different? I don’t follow FSU the same way as the other board.
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How it’s unfair for Duck Dynasty to give NIL deals to football players to market “duck calls” while they do it the right way by funneling money into a collective that gives the players money for playing football
 
pacusmc said:
Man I really hate to bash them when they’re down.
Nahh who am I kidding!!
This is awesome!!!
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It is!

Non existent toilet facilities.

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Playing the FSU fight song from a tinny car speaker to entice Mimms, when the entire band would have been appropriate

Each day I check in, waiting for a new entertainment to be revealed.
 
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PIPO said:
The Semenholes are mad, mad, mad, mad mad but real fvking mad at Ivins for this article regarding Norvell possible status after this season:

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I mean they’re FSU nutbag fans but in this one car they’re not wrong.

Either the program is broke and therefore cannot possibly afford to fire Norvell no matter how badly they play, or they will somehow find enough money to pay his buyout, cap off Taggart, pay the buyout of the head coach they hire away and pay up for a respectable staff. Which one is it?

I personally think they’re too poor to replace the guy with anyone better. So by definition he’s not on the hot seat. He’s just a mediocre coach working for a mediocre program whose best days are behind them.
 
grover said:
I mean they’re FSU nutbag fans but in this one car they’re not wrong.

Either the program is broke and therefore cannot possibly afford to fire Norvell no matter how badly they play, or they will somehow find enough money to pay his buyout, cap off Taggart, pay the buyout of the head coach they hire away and pay up for a respectable staff. Which one is it?

I personally think they’re too poor to replace the guy with anyone better. So by definition he’s not on the hot seat. He’s just a mediocre coach working for a mediocre program whose best days are behind them.
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Nothing you've said is wrong, but I also think we have to define the hot seat. For instance, Harsin survived being fired at Auburn, but I wouldn't say that has taken him off the hot seat, it's just extended the uncertainty for another year.

I definitely think that another 5-7 year, with F$U being forced to retain Prison Mike Norvell for financial reasons, would be the best possible outcome. Plus it would keep that seat at the "scalding" level for another year. And if that happens, I don't think they are getting any of these "wait-and-see" blue chippers.

Regardless, it's still great to see these delusional SemenHoles telling us about how White Mike Norvell has things "buttoned up" behind the scenes, as opposed to Not-White Willie Taggart (who went 9-12 compared to White Mike's 8-13).
 
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