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My oldest niece goes to F$U, and she just got this F$U Athletics fund-raiser e-mail:

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The size of the practice field has nothing to do with the quality or "fanciness" of the facilities. Our IPF is a state of the art, newer facility that rivals other top schools.

That’s why I just said I’ll let other people answer in the original post. This kind of abject ignorance - I just don’t have the patience for it anymore.

This guy is literally using the brain dead arguments that our rivals use.

In terms of the order of priorities of a 17 year old recruit this would rank dead last, “Oh, ****, I’m not gonna pick Miami even though they have a state of the art IPF facility because the other school has a crap IPF but it’s 100 yards“ instead of 70.

Whereas Miami actually has well over 100 yards indoo, just split up with 2 fields, one is 70 PLUS another field, and outside is the main Greentree field, plus additional outdoor practice space, and many many more enhancements to come.
 
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And for donating...

$50 - A brick in your name in the deteriorating bathrooms
$100 - A toilet seat in the deteriorating stadium is named after you
$200 - A plaque with your name over the rusting trench urinal in the deteriorating stadium
$500 - The trench urinal is named after you
$1,000 - Clown training with select members of team during Spring Drills
$5,000 - Get to call the final play in a game in the upcoming season
$10,000 - Get to call all plays in a game in the upcoming season
$50,000 - Get to call all plays in all games of the upcoming season
$100,000 - Become a scholarship player on Florida State's football team
$500,000 - Become a scholarship player and starter on Florida State's football team
$750,000 - Become a scholarship quarterback and starter on Florida State's football team
$1,000,000 - Become assistant head coach of Florida State's football team
$10,000,000 - Become athletic director of Florida State's football team
$20,000,000 - Become athletic director and shutter Florida State's football team
 
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