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Cryptical Envelopment said:
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That picture is hilarious, and your timeline is true. And their just rewards are a new series of successive losses, each worse than the last. Each more bone crushing and soul destroying than the last.
 
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d--1 said:
FSU fans can't avoid talking themselves into a corner over it too. On the one hand Miami sucks at absolutely everything (of course); is not any good and never has been. On the other hand Norvell is a proven great coach because he beat Miami.
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I love when they say we bought a recruited while at the same time claim we are broke.
 
Torocane said:
I love when they say we bought a recruited while at the same time claim we are broke.
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That school is literally looking under couch cushions looking for spare change to get rid of the leaking trough urinals at their dilapidated wooden brutalist stadium; literally soliciting bids for wooden outhouses and considering building slit trenches for their remaining fans, and they have the audacity to say we cannot afford to spend?
 
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CaneTheGaytors said:
Have Nole fans been avoiding having to watch this video, because they’ve been trying to spin this class as the “#12” class? Even these dudes are about to cry.

Elliot and the other jabronie graded them with an F at WR, and a D at OL, DL, and LB. They’re already moving Armella to guard in their mock depth chart, with Elliott saying that Armella is not an OT, and way overrated by ESPN and Rivals.

These dudes are definitely going through their Al Folden phase. Denial is a byotch.
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Wow I actually respect Elliot’s degenerate gambling *** a little bit
 
GojiraCane said:
That school is literally looking under couch cushions looking for spare change to get rid of the leaking trough urinals at their dilapidated wooden brutalist stadium; literally soliciting bids for wooden outhouses and considering building
Slit trenches for their remaining fans, and they have the audacity to say we cannot afford to spend?
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When all else fails, call Doodie!
 

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786 Cane said:
When all else fails, call Doodie!
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You know it’s over when FSU tells its remaining fans that the trench urinals are out of commission, that the cloth 360 degree reusable hand towels have broken down, and that toilet paper is outside of the schools budget…that henceforth all FSU loss attendees will need to bring their own green bags to the game…

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Munderwood said:
Please tell me you are kidding!!
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You did read the subsequent posts, correct?

And if you don't get the movie reference, then watch Animal House. It's on either HBO or Showtime this month, I can't remember which.

EDIT: many thanks to all the great posters who stood up for my Animal House reference, I just read the other posts. If we can't quote Animal House, then the terrorists have won...
 
wspcane said:
Sara Blakely is literally the only one I can think of. Not coincidentally, she was the one that funded the Willie to Norvell transition. I can’t imagine she is dipping back into the well so readily after the ROI last time.
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She has been naughty amd needs to be Spanx'd.
 
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