Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

It's scary how much " she" looks like that thing in " her" Pro pic

Does she spray paint her teeth with a high-gloss white enamel paint?

 

[PIPO]

It's scary how much " she" looks like that thing in " her" Pro pic

Girl’s got a mouth

 

[TrumpyCane]

TrumpyCane must’ve done an oopsies

 

[OldhamA]

I mean you only have to look at who else is missing from that Top 10 to realise it's too early to start crowing about how good your recruiting class is.

Sadly common sense is not common.

 

[SpikeUM]

Jamie Lee Curtis? I mean, she’s a he? He’s a she??

Actually, the rumor has always been that she is a hermaphrodite.

 

[SpikeUM]

Maybe i missed it in this thread but how yall not ripping them for the fact that their hughest rated kid last cycle, WR Destyn Hill, hasn’t made it in with grade issues? That team has NO receivers that remotely scares me

There is simply so much to laugh at that we are missing some good stuff!!!!

 

[561Cane]

I LOVE Nole tears. Thanks to all who created this and keep it going as it brings me so much joy and laughter!!

 

[DB4]

Forget the Miami Hurricanes, I'd put bread up on the Fort Lauderdale Hurricanes beating FSU this season... Not even the oldest team they got.

But at least their indoor facility is longer

 

[bowdenbme]

I'm not sure what FSU fans are reading/watching. I listen to podcast from all the big 3 and have heard multiple times that once FSU runs 11v11 this offense cant execute anything but broken plays. Basically saying the OL is just as bad as last year or the DL is really good. He said he wasn't sure which one he wanted it to be.

 

[Canes Legacy]

I'm not sure what FSU fans are reading/watching. I listen to podcast from all the big 3 and have heard multiple times that once FSU runs 11v11 this offense cant execute anything but broken plays. Basically saying the OL is just as bad as last year or the DL is really good. He said he wasn't sure which one he wanted it to be.

Spoiler alert: It's not the DL.

 

[PIPO]

Actually, the rumor has always been that she is a hermaphrodite.

So you’re saying she has a natural strap on?

 

[Dwinstitles]

This some Al golden era type **** that I use to read on these boards. These clowns are reeeaallllyyy reaching for any sliver of their program going in the right direction.
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**** these guys are mega homers wtf. Anyone can tell that team is bad but sunshine pump spring boy

 

[colperm]

After watching those practice videos I couldn’t take ND -8 fast enough

 

[gogeta4]

Milton really gonna lose the job to a guy who can’t complete a forward pass? Dude should have retired

Just putting it out there....Milton ain't all that either. I think guys are blinded by that gimmick offense he had at ucf that another Hawaiian qb was able to come in and do the same thing in.

Milton ain't never really face week in week out athletes like what he will face in acc..and won't face it in a frantic offense that ran tempo to death and killed outmatched defenses in their conference. Hes about to be food behind that fsu o line with his peashooter arm lol

 

[Boarcane]

With all the negative comments said... we need a reality check.. I think they give ND a scare why because it's at jokecampbell stadium. I don't like underestimating. That's just me but I know right now it's smoke and mirrors until our game..

No no and **** no they’ll lose by 30 plus

 

[DTP]

Just putting it out there....Milton ain't all that either. I think guys are blinded by that gimmick offense he had at ucf that another Hawaiian qb was able to come in and do the same thing in.

Milton ain't never really face week in week out athletes like what he will face in acc..and won't face it in a frantic offense that ran tempo to death and killed outmatched defenses in their conference. Hes about to be food behind that fsu o line with his peashooter arm lol

Put Travis on UCF and he wouldn’t sniff the field. Brandon Wimbush started at Notre Dame but couldn’t start at UCF. They ran the same offense as Oklahoma when Heupel was there but I’m sure Gus will probably be more run heavy. Healthy Milton’s numbers were comparable to D’Eriq King’s and they played in the same conference. After injury, he’s not the same player. He’s short and has a mediocre arm and can’t rely on agility anymore. I was curious to see how he would play after that injury but it’s clear he’s not the same player.

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[NJshoreCane]

It's scary how much " she" looks like that thing in " her" Pro pic

That's the most "favorable" caricature i've ever seen.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Put Travis on UCF and he wouldn’t sniff the field. Brandon Wimbush started at Notre Dame but couldn’t start at UCF. They ran the same offense as Oklahoma when Heupel was there but I’m sure Gus will probably be more run heavy. Healthy Milton’s numbers were comparable to D’Eriq King’s and they played in the same conference. After injury, he’s not the same player. He’s short and has a mediocre arm and can’t rely on agility anymore. I was curious to see how he would play after that injury but it’s clear he’s not the same player.

That injury was real bad

 

[Invalid Username]

That injury was real bad

In addition, UCF had better athletes than Tallahassee when Milton was there hehe