Also, can someone give me a legit argument why the Big Ten or SEC would want FSU rn?
It’d be like picking up the old high school cheerleader because she was hot 15 years ago but now is 200+lbs with two baby daddies.
Big 10 MIGHT want F$U as part of a larger play within the SE.
SEC MIGHT take F$U as a defensive mechanism if the Big 10 "only" takes Miami in the state of Florida.
Not disagreeing with your "hotness" analogy, but Indiana has proven that even an ugly chick can get hot after the right facelift.