Nick Saban purchased two South Florida Mercedes-Benz stores in a deal worth about $700 million..

[PIPO]

Tough and physical…

Right!!

If Mario were a car, I think this is what he would choose.

Maybe a Lincoln but definitely something big & FizZcuL

 

[GOCANES05]

Discretionary income

 

[Tad Footeball]

Sabag is the product of the West Virginia public school system. He can't do long division or locate Germany on a map. It's cute that a couple of former Mercedes CEOs are using him for branding and making him an "owner" in their company. This is really nothing new in the car dealership racket.

 

[gruntking]

He actually might break out the old Pontiac Bonneville’s with cafecitos

View attachment 265029

I take this Pontiac over a Benz.

 

[Rocketcitycane06]

He’s restoring a bunch of old Lincoln town cars … they’ll be done in 2026

Yooooooooo

 

[JamesQuall]

Right!!

If Mario were a car, I think this is what he would choose.

Maybe a Lincoln but definitely something big & FizZcuL

Also cannot get over 3 MPG. Must be slow and plodding. Make A LOT of noise without going anywhere. It's TuFf it's fizzicul!

 

[Theu954]

Sabag is the product of the West Virginia public school system. He can't do long division or locate Germany on a map. It's cute that a couple of former Mercedes CEOs are using him for branding and making him an "owner" in their company. This is really nothing new in the car dealership racket.

Damnn TED why went so hard on OLD Nick you a scorned Dolphins fan…I lmao reading this SHIIT man …

 

[insaneinthecane]

Don’t worry bro - Mario has a Kia dealership deal worked out.

A Kia dealership? More like Buy Here Pay Here.

 

[Tad Footeball]

Damnn TED why went so hard on OLD Nick you a scorned Dolphins fan…I lmao reading this SHIIT man …

Haha. I'm definitely scorned but not a Dolphins fan. Miss Terry was my first love. Lil Nicky stole those big beautiful childbearing hips and manly facial features away from me. I'm pretty sure he promised her a Dodge Charger. All I could offer was a free education.

 

[TheEye]

 

[Golsen82]

I picture mario in a Hummer

 

[hoops156]

I picture mario in a Hummer

the new hummers are too innovative for him

 

[pyhooya]

saban to Miami....keeps Mario on as recruiter.

 

[gruntking]

Also cannot get over 3 MPG. Must be slow and plodding. Make A LOT of noise without going anywhere. It's TuFf it's fizzicul!

Hey how about no noise and faster than lightning....

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

 

[423Hurricane]

 

[HerbieDaGawd]

Must be $abag's way of upgrading NIL recruiting in SoFla.

 

[JHallCanes]

Don’t worry bro - Mario has a Kia dealership deal worked out.

“Let’s get you into one of these bad boys today, Pipo!”

 

[PIPO]

View attachment 265115

“Let’s get you into one of these bad boys today, Pipo!”

Mario and Mirabal

 

[JHallCanes]

Mario and Mirabal

View attachment 265118

It’s ******* perfect