We've lost 15 players to unnecessary early draft declarations and transfers and not one has fazed a single one of you guys
Yearby: No big deal. Homer is going to make everyone forget about Willis McGahee and I'm sure Tyshon Dye is coming.
Edwards: Yeah, I don't care that he was our backup for the last month of the season - he stinks and I don't like him. And we have Anthony McFarland coming anyway so stfu.
Haskins: It's okay. We can just move someone to TE or go with 4/5 WRs and forget about the position forever. And Tre McKitty is a CANE LOCK bro. Take that to the bank.
Jenkins: who? He only had like one sack in the bowl game. Jon Ford will get into school and Willis is our 3rd DT - would you stop worrying?!
Odogwu: he stunk. Donaldson is going to be our stud AA LT for the next 15 years anyway. Are you on your period?!
Willis: oh what did he ever do? I mean really. That sack against FSU was a **** fluke. And we've been killing it in DT recruiting anyway so please stop crying you piece of ****!
Linder: Yes! Now that he's off the team we can finally depend on all these true freshmen who arrived two weeks ago and Hayden Mahoney even more than we were before he decided to leave! What are you talking about you fat *******?! This is GREAT!