I'm not gonna sit here and let you'll cowards diss Chicago food--the best food city in the country. Not only for deliciousness, but also the sheer variety of good *** food that you can get.
Pizza? We got that in spades. And I'm not only talking about deep dish. Even thought that's what we're most known for. We got all kinds of pizza joints that serve phenomenal tavern style pizza. If you can't find a good pie in Chicago, then you're not even trying.
Greek food all over the place.
Chinese food? We got that covered.
Italian beefs, Maxwell polishes and hot dogs all day!
We got all kind of fire Mexican joints with the best tacos, burritos and tortas you can ask for.
You wanna go upscale? We have some of the best steak houses in the country in this here city.
And you mutha****as have no idea about mild sauce!
Put some respeck on Chicago's name!