I couldn't help it.
He's been there and around some cool things. Having said that, the attitude and way he goes about sharing those things, bottom of the barrel type ****. It's like he wrote the book on how not to handle something.
Everyone has a friend or coworker like that. Always gotta one up someone with their stories, taking a dump on anything and everything in process.
The chain is as old school Miami as anything we've had since those old school days. You can't dance, point, and jeer at the other team like we used to, but you sure can hit the sideline and toss some swag on with your boys around you.
In the stupidest **** ever at Miami, that's gotta be the Tie shirt. Said it then, saying it now, fear the tie was as dumb as it gets. Bet he had one.